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<b>FEATURES</b><br> 126 WE WANT ANSWERS!<br>
CONAN O'BRIEN<br>
The late-night king connects the dots between his Masturbating Bear, huge prosthetic penises, and David Hasselhoff. Actually, those go together pretty well...<br>
129 BADA GIRL<br>
Jamie-Lynn Sigler<br>
As if you dirk n't remember from last season, Meadow Soprano is all grown up—and now for one night only, she's all stripped down across eight glqrious pages. Now we know why the Mob rules. And why Tony's so tense.<br>
142 MERIT BADGES<br>
MAXIM'S AMATEUR TRIAGE KIT<br>
Wherever blood is spurting and bone shards protrude, Maxim will be there to help
you step up and be a hero.<br>
150 DIRTY DEEDS<br>
GREATEST SEX STORIES NEVER TOLD<br>
Colleen Rush found the world's filthiest perverts and convinced 'em to tell their stories. Required reading for girlfriends.<br>
158 WEATHER, MAN<br>
WRATH OF GOD<br>
Tornadoes, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other trailer-park nightmares—amazing
photo evidence that the Lord your God is one moody son of a bitch.<br>
166 BOOB TUBE<br>
REMOTE PATROL<br>
Will this year's fall TV lineup beat last year's dismal offering? Judge for yourself with Maxim's exclusive preview. Plus: Six new screen goddesses sneak into your living room.<br>
182 YOU BETCHA<br>
WHAT ARE THE ODDS?<br>
The world's largest online casino puts odds on 81 of our twisted predictions.
Is Danny Bonaduce slapping another hooker right now? The smart money says yes!<br>
188 OILY RISERS<br>
BLOOD BROTHERS<br>
You thought Saddam Hussein was evil? Compared with his two psychotic sons, he's a cheery cookie clown making balloon animals for kids.<br>
200 LATIN STUDIES<br>
COLOMBIAN GOLD<br>
Sofia Vergara, the criminally sexy star of the new crime caper Big Trouble, is
here!<br>
<b>REGULARS</b><br>
34 LETTERS<br>
You're all a bunch of filthy animals. A Carson Daly enema? Alternative uses for a Jack Daniel's bottle? Keep 'em coming.<br>
42 JOKES<br>
Bust our gut; take home a $150 bill.<br>
46 CIRCUS MAXIMUS<br>
Biblical plagues, the lamest theme parks, bogus airplane disorders, and the Tic
Tac Nec Crac. Plus:"No Nuts" Hiroki chokes down cookies.<br>
GOD BLESS AMERICA<br>
PIE GIRL<br>
Denise Faye, the white-hot temptress in this month's blockbuster American Pie 2, has some seriously sexy shoes to fill. Check out our exclusive sneak preview and you'll see she's more than up to the task. Can you say, "Pass the pie?"<br>
76 HOW TO<br>
Survive torture, throw a lasso, seduce her friends, save a Browner, resuscitate
leftovers, and hypnotize the elderly."On your knees, Grandma!".<br>
84 SAYS HER<br>
HER SECRET CHECKLIST<br>
Why did she blow you off? Because you failed a test you didn't know you were taking.
Leslie Yazel forks over the checklist that'll open any girl's velvet ropes.<br>
90 TURNING POINT<br>
HARD TIMES<br>
Relive one man's horrifying tale of a freak drug interaction with herbal Viagra and a five-day erection that finally had to be chopped down with...with...<br>
96 WHAT'S UP DOC?<br>
ASK DR. MAXIM<br>
The truth behind chiropractors, docs vs. ganja, choking your chicken, and, uh, toweling off.<br>
98 SPORTS<br>
FULL-CONTACT SMACKDOWN<br>
Gigantic quarterback Daunte Culpepper and megagigantic D-tackle Darrell Russell
go head-to-head. Let the beating begin.<br>
108 HOT ZONE<br>
Godfather of punk Iggy Pop, American Pie 2's Seann William Scott, Ben Folds, Björk, Butthole Surfers, and more. Are you not entertained?<br>
209 FASHION<br>
MAXIM-WEAR<br>
38-page special! We deck out Dark Angel star Michael Weatherly, bring the hottest duds to chilly Iceland, and teach your wardrobe some collegiate style.<br>
253 TOP GEAR<br>
We put power drills through the wringer, pit MapQuest against strangers, and create the most tricked-out NFL TV room since the Madden Cruiser.<br>
272 BAR EXAM<br>
Are you as dumb as you look? Er, don't answer that.
Title: Maxim # 45, September 2001
Series: Maxim
Item Number: MAXIM045
I am proud to own this magazine.