Maxim # 47, November 2001

<b>FEATURES</b><br> 122 WE WANT ANSWERS!<br>
BILLY BOB THORNTON<br>
The screen-door factory worker turned actor-directorscreenwriter tells all. Plus: A special guest appearance by the beautiful Angelina Jolie.<br>
124 COVER GIRL<br>
JULES RULES!<br>
Jules Asner let it all hang out as the host of El&#39;s Wild On. Now you&#39;ve gotta hear what Cindy Crawford&#39;s former bunkmate says about her new show, Revealed.
And the seven pages of dripping Bret photos aren&#39;t bad, either.<br>
134 POKER TOURNEY<br>
LET THE GAMES BEGIN<br>
We persuaded 25 of our rich-as-they-aredumb friends to enter our single-elimination poker tournament&#8212;and nobody called the cops. Your guide to hosting a riotous night with the guys.<br>
144 BORN-AGAIN VIRGINS<br>
SEX BOMBS<br>
In relationships, it&#39;s never as bad as the first time&#8212;the first time you meet her parents, the first kinky proposition, the first &quot;Sorry I put your cat in the dryer.&quot; Here&#39;s how to weather them all and live to laugh about it.<br>
154 &quot;I&#39;M HISTORY!&quot;<br>
GET DUMPED IN 30 DAYS<br>
If breaking up is hard to do, why not let her do it? Learn how to lose 120 pounds in one fell swoop&#8212;and make her think it was all her idea.<br>
162 KIDS ON THE WALL<br>
CAMP FEAR<br>
Meet the tough-as-nails boot camp in western Arizona where juvenile delinquents
go to die. And the man in charge&#8212;a former Marine lance corporal who now
calls himself a colonel. An exclusive Maxim investigation.<br>
174 THE WONDERBRA YEARS<br>
MAXIMIZE YOUR LIFE<br>
The best, most fun-filled years of your life are those immediately after college
and before your wedding&#8212;better known as the Maxim Years. Don&#39;t screw &#39;em up. Here&#39;s everything you have to need to know to make sure you do it all before you say &quot;I do.&quot;<br>
186 CHARLOTTE&#39;S WEB<br>
SWINGIN&#39; SINGLE<br>
The only thing sexier than picturing white-hot model Charlotte Dodds in an all-out catfight is picturing her naked in a big, white bed. But why should you have to choose between them when you can have both?<br>
<b>REGULARS</b><br>
30 LETTERS<br>
Once again, you&#39;re just as sick and demented as we are. Bravo.<br>
38 JOKES<br>
&quot;The Donger need food.&quot; Beat that and score $150.<br>
42 CIRCUS MAXIMUS<br>
Pimpin&#39; primers, toxic towns, and reasons to hate...Michael Jordan? Plus: Hiroki fingers his lunch.<br>
46 GOD BLESS AMERICA<br>
&#39;BOT BABY<br>
Nothing&#39;s hotter than a sexy chick who likes football and robots. Meet Rebecca Grant, host of Fox&#39;s NFL Under the Helmet and Robot Wars: Extreme Warriors on TNN. Sh&eacute; ll teach you a thing or two about tight ends and remote stimulation.
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68 HOW TO<br>
Kick a field goal, pit a racecar, ditch your health club, bag a hot friend, and
toilet-train a cat (without drowning it).<br>
78 SAYS HER<br>
PRIME HER PUMP<br>
Our sexy scribe Ellen Hulkower shows how you can cut down bedroom-foreplay time
by starting while you&#39;re still in public.<br>
SPORTS<br>
82 TALKING SMAQ WITH SHAQ<br>
That&#39;s right: Even the most physically dominant player in the history of the NBA isn&#39;t above getting his balls busted.<br>
88 INSTANT EXPERT<br>
HAMMER TIME<br>
Learn to hang shelves, fix fist-size holes in your wall, and put those snickering ambulance drivers in their place.<br>
90 WHAT&#39;S UP DOC?<br>
ASK DR. MAXIM<br>
It&#39;s a perverted house call. Get the skinny on sweaty sheets, aphrodisiacs, painful penetration, cancer scares, and warts. Sounds like a helluva weekend.<br>
96 EYEWITNESS<br>
KILLER QUAKE<br>
Live through an earthquake that took more than 1,200 lives...from the comfort
of your cushy couch.<br>
100 HOT ZONE<br>
Alphabet soup: the man who said &quot;Ni,&quot; Jet Li, Jay-Z, Ozzy, Lenny, Shelby,Tenacious
D, Q-Tip, and the Xbox. Plus: Merle Haggard and the Coen brothers&#39; The Man Who Wasn&#39;t There.<br>
195 FASHION<br>
MAXIMWEAR<br>
Matthew Lillard, Armani, and shoes for break-dancing fools.<br>
219 TOP GEAR<br>
We&#39;re movin&#39; on up with the best gear for the long haul, online movie sales, and great gadgets for the whole family.<br>
232 BAR EXAM<br>
Are you as dumb as you look? Does the pope shit in the woods? Flip us over and
find out.