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<b>FEATURES</b><br> 106 WE WANT ANSWERS!<br>
JAMIE FOXX<br>
Guess which Hollyhood funnyman went to college on a classical piano scholarship.
Need a hint?<br>
108 COVER GIRL<br>
MEET THE PRESSLY<br>
All hail the queen! Jaime Pressly, star of this month's hilarious spoof Not Another
Teen Movie, is a blonde bombshell of royal proportions. We suggest you get down
on your knees, right now. Move it!<br>
118 GOD BLESS US<br>
MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE<br>
Meet 50 All-American badasses who make the great of U.S. of A. worth fighting
for. Read up or get the hell out.<br>
128 BALL OF FIRE<br>
SUNNY DAZE<br>
Writing a blizzard of clever weather puns about Sunny Mabrey, star of The New
Guy, would be too easy. So let's just say she makes our warm fronts rise.<br>
134 OLD MAN WALKING<br>
THE LAST OUTLAW<br>
Willie Nelson, still chain-smoking wacky tobacky at 68, gives us the dope on life,
death, and paying his taxes.<br>
144 POP COUNTERCULTURE<br>
"LUKE...I AM YOUR COUSIN."<br>
Learn the shocking truth behind pop culture the way it almost was.Time for Brooke
to open up those Calvins.<br>
148 USING THE WHOLE FIST, DOC?<br>
PLAYING DOCTOR<br>
Our love doctor puts the"firm" in infirmary. You'll love her long time
(if you read this).<br>
158 CRIMES THAT PAY<br>
THE ART OF THE STEAL<br>
Everyone plans million-dollar heists—but these guys got off their asses
and pulled 'em off.<br>
168 IN CONSONANTS<br>
TONGUE TWISTER<br>
Syrupy, sexy model Sabrina Geerinckx is the sweetest Belgian export since the
Eggo. Betcha can't leggo.<br>
176 GIFT GUIDE<br>
NORTH POLE CONFIDENTIAL<br>
'Tis better to receive—we've got all the hottest and coolest gifts for you
this year. Plus: the naughty truth behind Mrs. Claus' enigmatic smile. Just don't
tell Kris.<br>
<b>REGULARS</b><br>
28 LETTERS<br>
Once again the ladies rule! While you jackasses were finding flaws with doing
it doggy style, the ladies were showing us a mint-condition 1972 Stingray,a pressure
point better than the G-spot, and reasons to love strip joints. Game over, losers.<br>
36 JOKES<br>
Show us you're nuts (without showing us your nuts) and we'll give you 150 smackers.<br>
40 CIRCUS MAXIMUS<br>
This month under the big tube top: a salute to bananas, sexing chicks, and a wonderful
bra that sucks. Plus: Fred Mertz goes limp battling Fred Durst, and Hiroki takes
over the magazine. Bonzai!<br>
64 HOW TO<br>
Care for your flag, make a citizen's arrest, give up the stank, fend off animal
attacks, spot a fake autograph, and tell if she finally came. Flags not included.<br>
72 STREET LEGAL<br>
THE PHOENIX PROJECT<br>
Ford's newest Thunderbird is here, and no one can stop us from tearing up the
open road. Ride shotgun 1 while we pin the needle and pay all the tickets.<br>
78 SAYS HER<br>
RIDE HER SLEIGH TONIGHT!<br>
This year make it a XXXmas with Laura 411 Gilbert's erotic stock-.'s' ing stuffers.
Her can't-miss advice will turn your little nooky from Grinch to cinch.<br>
82 SPORTS<br>
THE GOLDEN JOCKSTRAP AWARDS<br>
Show them the money! Meet the most useless, filthy-rich scrubs in the world of
sports. Plus: gratuitous butt shots of Anna Kournikova.<br>
88 HOT ZONE<br>
Angelo Dundee teaches Will "Mr. Softy" Smith how to sting like a bee;
we show Britney how to rock; and Bush, Rob Zombie,Timbaland and Magoo, DMX, Ben
Folds, and Paul McCartney sit back and enjoy the show. Now, that's entertainment.<br>
195 FASHION<br>
MAXIMWEAR<br>
Bond with the cast of Lord of the Rings as they sport the latest and greatest
threads of the season, then cuff it with the coolest links on the market.<br>
232 BAR EXAM<br>
Are you as dumb as you look? Do termites nibble at Pinocchio's balls? If a bear
beats off in the woods and no one's around to clean up, does it still make a mess?
Yes, yes, and, God, we hope not.<br>
211 TOP GEAR<br>
We give you the skinny on all them purtysmelling, man-bashing women's magazines.
Plus: everything you'll ever need to know about buying electronics. (At least
until next year.)
Title: Maxim # 48, December 2001
Series: Maxim
Item Number: MAXIM048
Good magazine and quick service.