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<b>FEATURES</b><br> 74 WE WANT ANSWERS!<br>
ICE CUBE<br>
The Ice Man cometh, with gums a-flappin:The cold-hearted rapper-writer-director extraordinaire gets his licks in on Vanilla Ice, Anthony Michael Hall and Picasso.
No really....<br>
77 BIKINIS OR BUST<br>
Grab your stick shifts—Maxim's hitting the open road with six bikinirific
girls, classic cars, the Easy Rider chopper, and a bag of bikinis the size of
a small child's fat-Behold the 3id Annual Real Swimsuit Issue!<br>
114 "CALL US FRANCIS...WE KILL YA!"<br>
MR. MOVIE QUOTE<br>
Our quiz will help you find the ideal movie-quote response for every real-world
situation you're likely to face. Now get out of here, ya' filthy animal!<br>
120 PUFF, PUFF, PASS<br>
END THE DRUG WAR NOW!<br>
Put down that"tobacco pipe" and listen up.The Feds are spending billions
trying to keep drugs off the street, and every day drugs are cheaper, more pure,
and easier to get. Don't we have better wars to fight? A Maxim investigation.<br>
128 GET CARDED<br>
MAXIM VALENTINES<br>
Hallmark's for sissies. Here are the V - "tine's cards you really want to
send. Re t. ping order sold separately.<br>
<b>REGULARS</b><br>
16 LETTERS<br>
This month: photos of your girlfriend hugging the sink in a truck stop men's room.<br>
22 JOKES<br>
Bust our gut, win $150.<br>
24 CIRCUS MAXIMUS<br>
This month we blind you with science, bionic nurses, NFL contact lenses, and a
car that gets happy. Plus: Gandalf vs.Gandolfini, and Hiroki eats something long,
thick, and dark.<br>
40 HOW TO<br>
Land on an aircraft carrier, control computer viruses, get up in the morning,
be a tricky skier, and ostracize a loser (no offense, pal).<br>
48 SAYS HER<br>
CRACK HER CODE<br>
In the heat of passion, she yelled,"Hurt me! Hurt me!" So you threw
her puppy in front of a train...and now she's pissed. Women! Julie Stein helps
you speak her language.<br>
52 INSTANT EXPERT<br>
EINSTEIN MADE EASY<br>
Master the trickiest topic on Earth...We'll have you calculating the space-time
continuum in no time squared.<br>
54 SPORTS<br>
AND THE WINTER IS...<br>
The Winter Olympics have been mostly lymp...until now. Our couch potato guide
sifts out the speed, babes, and bone-crusbiog agony of defeat so you can tune
in properly.<br>
58 WHAT'S UP, DOC?<br>
DR. MAXIM<br>
She's sexy, smart, and able to cure your hairy back, leaking love gun, and puny
little girly muscles. However, she's sleeping with us.<br>
62 HOT ZONE<br>
Jeremy Piven buddies up with Wu-Tang Clan, N.E.R.D., Cracker, Nas, Sneaker Pimps,
and the Chemical Brothers. But not in a sexual way.<br>
133 FASHION<br>
MAXIMWEAR<br>
Perfect clothes for a rooftop-pool hijacking, great denim ideas, and a good deal
of good deals you can swing for under a Benjamin.<br>
155 TOP GEAR<br>
The coolest projection TV system ever, giant minibugs, and the inside dope on
those Bennigan's-style chains—including Bennigan's.<br>
164 BAR EXAM<br>
Look at our thumb...God, you're dumb.
Title: Maxim # 50, February 2002
Series: Maxim
Item Number: MAXIM050
I am a happy camper.