Maxim # 52, April 2002

<b>FEATURES</b><br> 102 WE WANT ANSWERS!<br>
WILLIAM SHATNER<br>
We have a spitball fight on the bridge with the cool, choppy-talking lounge lizard, Priceline pitchman, and reluctant god of all evil-smelling Trekkies.<br>
104 COVER GIRL<br>
BLOOD LUST!<br>
Leonor Varela, the Chilean star of Blade II, is the kind of girl we can really
sink our teeth into. And vice versa!<br>
114 URBAN BLISS<br>
MAXIM&#39;S CITY OF THE YEAR!<br>
We&#39;re sure your city is a nice city, full of nice people. But it&#39;s a steaming
pile of fish entrails and severed hobbit heads next to our City of the Year. No
offense.<br>
120 SPECIAL RELATIVITY<br>
HOW DO YOU MEASURE UP?<br>
Are you the drunkest, richest, long-dong-silverest guy on the block? Find out
once and for all.<br>
128 FROM MEXICO WITH LOVE<br>
SEX MEX<br>
This former Miss USA stars in the year&#39;s sexiest lesbian<br>
love scene. Meet Mulholland Drive&#39;s Laura Harring.<br>
134 HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US<br>
ALIVE AT FIVE!<br>
Maxim&#39;s five years old...and have we ever matured! (Press here for fart sound.)
A Maxim celebration.<br>
140 BEDTIME STORIES<br>
WHAT WOMEN WANT<br>
Sixteen hot and horny women create a step-by-step, moan-by-moan guide to help
you please every woman every time. Except Oprah.There&#39;s no pleasing her.<br>
146 ROBERT DURST<br>
BLOOD AND MONEY<br>
The filthy rich, cross-dressing double-murder suspect was on the run...until the
law caught him by the panties. A twisted tale.<br>
158 BORDER BEAUTY<br>
WILD WEST WOMAN<br>
Salton Sea star and card-carrying Canuck Chandra West seriously spills our syrup.<br>
<b>REGULARS</b><br>
26 LETTERS<br>
Swim girls, kitty lovers, foosball, and more!<br>
34 JOKES<br>
A sack of nickels for a sidesplittin&#39; knee slapper. Deal?<br>
38 CIRCUS MAXIMUS<br>
Internet stalking tools, condom capers, and Ben Franklin&#39;s head. Plus: Gary Oldman
steps on Gary Coleman, and Hiroki joins the tribe.<br>
58 HOW TO<br>
Spot a cheatin&#39; woman, save the plane, bowl a strike, score free money, fire that
sumbitch, and remember stupid stuff (like how to bowl a strike).<br>
66 SAYS HER<br>
CHILL YOUR CHICK<br>
Turn any girl into a beer-swilling, Super Bowl—watching strip joint junkie.Then
ditch your other friends!<br>
72 SPORTS<br>
MEAT BOMB<br>
His giant footsteps are getting nearer! The biggest men on Earth square off for
sumo.<br>
78 INSTANT EXPERT<br>
GROW YOUR OWN!<br>
With nuclear war right around the corner, it&#39;s time to learn how to farm. And
if you just want to grow food, that works, too.<br>
80 ASK DR. MAXIM<br>
The good doctor explains earwax, numb nuts, and the search for the male G-spot.
(Hint: you&#39;ve touched your boss&#39; with your nose.)<br>
86 HOT ZONE<br>
Introducing Mr. Show&#39;s Bob and David, Greg the Bunny and Rancid&#39;s Lars Frederiksen.
Already know &#39;em? Well, then, what about Wilco, Cornershop, and Cee-Lo? Oh, screw
you then.<br>
165 FASHION<br>
MAXIMWEAR<br>
Summer suits and cool shades to beat the heat.<br>
181 TOP GEAR<br>
DVRs that can stop time, stain removers/ that can change history, and all the
clan: gerous gadgets a growing boy needs!<br>
188 WINE & DINE<br>
STEAK AU POIVRE<br>
Sounds awful fancy, but it ain&#39;t! Even an all-thumbs jackass like you (no offense)
can learn to serve it up special-like.<br>
200 BAR EXAM<br>
Stupid is as stupid does. How do you do?