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<b>FEATURES</b><br>
102 WE WANT ANSWERS! - BERNIE MAC<br>
Bernie Mac, star of—can this be right?—The Bernie Mac Show, is funnier
than a three-legged dog trying to water-ski...while avoiding a sniper.<br>
104 COVER GIRL - HOT FOR TEACHER<br>
Boston Public schoolmistress Jeri Ryan whacks us woth a ruler. Thanks you, ma'am
...may we have another?<br>
114 TOO MUCH CAFFEINE - SHALLOW GRAVES<br>
Some freak in Washington committed 49 murders in the early '80s and got away scotfree...until
now. See how the guy police say is the twisted pery finally got nabbed.<br>
126 INES IN THE MORNING - A TALL ORDER<br>
Six-foot Argentinian goddess Ines Rivero thinks you're really cute. C'mon, don't
be shy...at least come in and say hello.<br>
134 BOAT-NANZA - WATER WORLD<br>
Nothing gets a woman wetter than...falling overboard. We'll show you the best
boat for every wallet.<br>
144 GIRLS GONE FERAL - FIELD GUIDE TO NORTH AMERICAN GIRLS<br>
From rave babes to crunchy vegans all the way to lipstick lesbians, these garden-variety
girls will bug out your binocs. See ya inside.<br>
156 SPECIAL SECTION - MAXIM'S ANTI-TERRORISM KIT!<br>
Heroes are made, not born.The next time terrorism strikes, will you be ready to
roll? All the right moves, gear, and insights you'll need to survive.<br>
164 SURF'S UP - LOVE JONES<br>
Drop-dead professional surfer Malia Jones will have you waxing your board in no
time.<br>
170 GETTIN' HITCHED - MEET THE NEW BOSS<br>
If you think weddings aren't really all that much fun now, just wait'll yours
comes up. Here's how to get through D-day in style.<br>
<b>REGULARS</b><br>
22 LETTERS<br>
Dead men writing. One letter from beyond the crypt, one from a guy needing potty
training, another from a Gary Coleman porno fan. Keep 'em coming, sickos.<br>
28 JOKES<br>
Funny = money.To the tune of $150.<br>
30 CIRCUS MAXIMUS ,<br>
Under the big tent:The world's most famous animal graves, the meatiest Hiroki
test ever, and the lunch-reintroducingest roller coasters. Wheee!<br>
40 HAVE YOU SEEN THIS GIRL? VIDEO DAME<br>
The Latin hottie from All My Children, Alana De La Garza, has seen it all. Here's
a good, long, soapy look at her.<br>
52 HOW TO<br>
Shoot a sex scene, buy a bike, eat a 72 oz. steak, hypnotize yourself, grow hydroponically
(you pick the plant), and stage your own office coup. (Did we say that out loud?)<br>
60 SAYS HER - 60 FOREPLAY SPEED TRIALS!<br>
Die Hard's on in four minutes...but is it enough? It'll have to be. On her panties...get
set...go!<br>
68 SPORTS - ARMED AND DANGEROUS<br>
Being brutally honest is a lot easier when you have a 98 mph heater and the balls
to use it. Meet Curt Schilling, the 2001 World Series Yankee-killer.<br>
76 VROOM1 VROOM! - GOING BACK TO CADDY<br>
The 2003 Cadillac as is a 220 hp, fuel-injected road rager.The sheriff's daughter
will love the backseat.<br>
80 WHAT'S UP, DOC? - ASK DR. MUM<br>
Don't go to the ER. We'll cure your broken penis, sushi worms, and numb fingers.<br>
84 HOT ZONE<br>
We've got Roger Daltrey, Lara Croft, Scooby-Doo, and tons of Scooby snacks. Now,
who's your daddy?<br>
179 FASHION EXCLUSIVE - DRAWN IN 60 SECONDS<br>
Video game master criminals mug it up with the season's best fashion. Plus: Everything
you need for a cutting edge shave.<br>
199 TOP GEAR<br>
The baddest three-wheeled hog and the greatest summer sports gear this side of
some slightly greater summer sports gear piece.<br>
212 BAR EXAM<br>
Are you the dumbest link? Find out now.<br>
Title: Maxim # 54, June 2002
Series: Maxim
Item Number: MAXIM054
Great magazine.