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<b>FEATURES</b><br> 110 WE WANT ANSWERS!<br>
WILL FERRELL<br>
The self-described "suburban lame white person" is now a bona fide movie
star in Old School. There's hope for us all! Well, maybe not Corey Feldman.<br>
112 COVER GIRL<br>
BROOKE BURNS<br>
The smokin' hot host of NBC's reality gut-chet!! show Dog Eat Dog has plenty of
bark and even a little bite. Don't try scratching her stomach.<br>
MONEY MATTERS<br>
122 YOUR MONEY!<br>
We found some great places to stash your stash. Besides the old standby: somebody
else's wallet.<br>
130 CROWN JEWEL<br>
SIENNA MILLER<br>
A New York cop finds this British beauty living in his newly rented apartment
on Fox TV's Keen Eddie. You'd keep her, too, wouldn't you?<br>
138 FUNNY PAGES<br>
COMIC RELIEF<br>
Shouldn't something called "the funnies" actually be funny? We thought
so, too. Here's how we tried to fix the strips.<br>
140 SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST<br>
HELD HOSTAGE<br>
Bad: Chechen rebels take 750 prisoners in a Moscow theater. Worse: Russian troops
botch the rescue raid. Hostage Vesselin Nedkov tells us how he survived.<br>
150 ALL THAT JAZZ<br>
MYA<br>
The tastiest hottie from the "Lady Marmalade" video struts her stuff
in the sexy, sinful movie musical Chicago.<br>
156 ALL ROADS LEAD TO SEX<br>
She's feeling fat? Lost her pet? That doesn't mean you're doomed to a night with
Rosie Palm and her five sisters.<br>
164 FOREIGN EXCHANGE<br>
ELEONORA DI MIELE<br>
This Italian bombshell doesn't speak a lick of English. So, quick: What's Italian
for mama mia?<br>
<b>REGULARS</b><br>
38 READERS' LETTERS<br>
Ben Franklin is credited with founding the U.S. Postal Service. And right now
we hate him for it.<br>
44 JOKES<br>
A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar.The bartender says,"What is this, a
joke?" Ba-dum-cha!<br>
48 CIRCUS MAXIMUS<br>
Girls gone berserk, and cuddly critters fight to the bloody death.<br>
57 MODEL CITIZEN<br>
CINTHIA MOURA<br>
They say a picture's worth a thousand words. You'll be lucky if u can utter one
a peek at this Brazilian beauty.<br>
68 HOW TO<br>
Slaughter a cow and draw a girl. In that order!<br>
76 ASK DR. MAXIM<br>
Troubled by your toenails? Nonplussed by your nipples? The doctor will see you
now.<br>
78 SPORTS<br>
GARY'S PLAYLAND<br>
March is mad, but Gary Williams, coach of defending NCAA champ Maryland, is running
the asylum.<br>
84 INSTANT EXPERT<br>
ANCIENT GOD GUIDE<br>
Long before Jerry Springer and British royalty, the Greek gods inspired us to
kill, screw, and eat our kin.<br>
88 THE MAXIM BAR<br>
"DRINK ME, I'M IRISH!"<br>
Not many people know this, but the Irish like to drink. Here are a few of their
favorite libations.<br>
96 HOT ZONE<br>
Thanks, but no thanks, Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences. We'll give
out our own damn awards. And the losers are...<br>
100 HAVE YOU SEEN THIS GIRL?<br>
EMMANUELLE VAUGIER<br>
She warms Lex Luthor's cold heart On the WB's Smallville. So she likes bad boys...and
defibrillator paddles.<br>
201 TOP SPIN<br>
What spins you right 'round, baby, right 'round? Our money's on a turntable, like
this vibration-dampening baby seen here.<br>
202 TOP GEAR<br>
Hot cameras! A cordless keyboard! A toy plane! Heavens to Betsy!<br>
208 BAR EXAM<br>
Senior editor James Heidenry believes Scott Baio will be taken seriously as an
actor one of these days.
Title: Maxim # 63, March 2003
Series: Maxim
Item Number: MAXIM063
Good magazine and quick service.