Maxim # 64, April 2003

<b>FEATURES</b><br> 112 WE WANT ANSWERS!<br>
MICKEY ROURKE<br>
The boxer, barfly, crackpot, and French national hero takes a turn as a tweaked
meth cook in Spun.<br>
118 COVER GIRL<br>
SARAH WYNTER<br>
Now that they&#39;ve sent us 24&#39;s luscious litigator, we can finally forgive Australia
for Russell Crowe and the Crocodile Hunter.<br>
144 HIT ME, BABY<br>
FEMMES OF FURY<br>
As if a whole network devoted to martial arts isn&#39;t cool enough, meet Blackbelt
TV&#39;s ass-kicking hostesses.<br>
150 HAPPY RETURNS<br>
TAXIN&#39; AND RELAXIN&#39;<br>
Our 1040 asks all the right questions to make sure your hard-earned money goes
to the right place: back in your pocket.<br>
152 UNDERCOVER OPERATIONS<br>
SEX MYSTERIES-SOLVED!<br>
Did she fake the big one? Is she thinking of cheating? Do you really have to listen
when she talks? We&#39;ve got answers to silence the little voices inside your head.<br>
158 MOVIE GADGETS<br>
ARE WE THERE YET?<br>
Our movies have promised us a world of robot slaves, orgasmatrons, and plasma
cannons.ls it time to cash in?<br>
164 NORTHERN EXPOSURE<br>
RACHEL PERRY<br>
You&#39;ve been granted All Access to this VH1 hostess, the sexiest Canadian import
since a cold six of Labatt&#39;s. Ask nicely and you might get a backstage pass!<br>
<b>MILITARY SPECIAL</b><br>
128 TACTICAL MAGIC<br>
WAR GAMES<br>
Go behind the lines at history&#39;s fiercest battles and most incredible victories.<br>
138 TUNDRA FUN<br>
MAXIM CONQUERS QUEBEC!<br>
Doing our part for the war effort, Maxim sent a squadron of lazy alcoholics to
wipe out Canada&#39;s ugly eastern tumor. People should know when they&#39;re defeated.<br>
142 I.P. FREELY ON LINE ONE<br>
COLD CALLING<br>
It takes a particularly petty, socially retarded individual to find amusement
in testing the limits of another person&#39;s politeness and goodwill. But the good
news is, that kind works cheap.<br>
<b>REGULARS</b><br>
38 READERS&#39; LETTERS<br>
We love it when our readers share their deepest feelings iiiwith us. And then
we share &#39;em with authorities.<br>
46 JOKES<br>
One of you earns $150. Many don&#39;t.<br>
50 CIRCUS MAXIMUS<br>
Trucks, spiritual succor, and theft deterrents.<br>
57 MODEL CITIZEN<br>
SABRINA RANDALL<br>
Korean-Irish fusion: in a restaurant, not so good. In a woman? Delicious!<br>
70 HOW TO<br>
Put out a fire and cover your ass. Next month: Burn stuff and hang a moon.<br>
78 SAYS HER<br>
CHICK FLICK SURVIVAL GUIDE<br>
Sometimes love means sitting through two hours of tear-soaked epiphanies. Don&#39;t
go it alone.<br>
84 SPORTS<br>
NO JOY IN MUDVILLE<br>
Would you scrub ballplayers&#39; jocks just to get close to the game? Our man did...This
is his sordid story.<br>
90 INSTANT EXPERT<br>
FINAL EXIT<br>
Dropped dead? Your troubles have just begun.<br>
93 MY WORST DAY<br>
CRASH COURSE<br>
A skydiver&#39;s chute dragged pilot Barry Dawson&#39;s plane out of the sky. Here&#39;s how
it all went downhill.<br>
98 HOT ZONE<br>
Don&#39;t shoot! It&#39;s Bulletproof Monk. Plus: the White Stripes and Good Charlotte&#39;s
road rage.<br>
171 MAXIM-WEAR<br>
Keep your pants on—we&#39;re gonna belt you. Plus: sporty visors, sheets she&#39;ll
stay for, and grooming stuff so good her PI won&#39;t know it&#39;s you.<br>
189 TOP GEAR<br>
If you wanna be king of your castle, you&#39;ll need a home theater. Plus: doodads.<br>
202 WINE & DINE<br>
SAUCY SPAGHETTI<br>
Lesson #1: Not macaroni, pasta. Lesson #2: Not gravy, sauce. Capiche? Good. Now
get cooking—whacking deadbeats is hungry work.<br>
208 BAR EXAM<br>
Senior editor James Heidenry is a dab hand at gift-wrapping.