Maxim # 65, May 2003

<b>FEATURES</b><br> 118 WE WANT ANSWERS!<br>
EWAN MCGREGOR<br>
Obi-Wan Kenobi turns away from the Jedi path to woo a feminist writer in the romantic
comedy Down With Love. But we talk to him anyway. He&#39;s still friggin&#39; Obi-Wan,
man!<br>
122 COVER GIRL<br>
MONICA BELLUCCI<br>
Mamma mia! Matrix maven makes men&#39;s mouths mumble mmm...<br>
132 THE BIG PICTURE<br>
SUMMER MOVIES 5: THE JOY OF F/X<br>
The Matrix Reloaded, T3, Charlie&#39;s Angels: Full Throttle, The Hulk... We could
go on and on. Buckle your seat belt, Dorothy,&#39;cause Kansas is goin&#39; bye-bye!<br>
142 BATHING BEAUTY<br>
PICTURE PERFECT<br>
Alina Vacariu is down with casual sex and doesn&#39;t care about your looks. She just
wants honesty, brains, and sensitivity. (Thought you had a chance for a second,
there, didn&#39;t you?)<br>
150 TOP GUNS<br>
MAXIM&#39;S ULTIMATE WINGMAN TRAINING MANUAL<br>
Every Maverick has his Goose. When your buddy&#39;s ready to engage a female target,
he needs to know you&#39;ve got his back. Don&#39;t picture that metaphor&#8212;that&#39;s
an order, soldier.<br>
156 GREED IS GOD<br>
THE CORPORATE MAFIA<br>
Move over,Tony Soprano. America&#39;s slickest criminals have moved from strip clubs
and steakhouses to boardrooms and breakfast meetings. How Wall Street wise guys
cleaned you out.<br>
164 GORGEOUS LADIES OF VODKA<br>
FROM RUSSIA WITH LUST<br>
Imported teen pop duo t.A.T.u. reveal the true meaning of glasnost. It has something
to do with chick-on-chick action.<br>
170 ROAD RAGERS<br>
MEAN MACHINES<br>
We put five of the fastest, sexiest street-legal supercars to the test just so
you could pick the right one for your music video fantasy. Video-babe hood ornaments
sold separately.<br>
<b>REGULARS</b><br>
30 READERS&#39; LETTERS<br>
Ain&#39;t no pain on barbecue island! Did your letter win the ultimate grill? Read
on and see!<br>
38 JOKES<br>
Gut-busters get $150. Nut-busters, get some tissues and clean yourselves up.Jeez.<br>
42 CIRCUS MAXIMUS<br>
This month we get inside Jesse Ventura&#39;s head&#8212;the echo is incredible!<br>
48 MODEL CITIZEN<br>
HELEN TUCKER<br>
She wants you to join her on the fantastic island of Cuervo Nation. But one joke
about eating your worm and she&#39;ll vote you right off, Skeezix. The tribe has spoken.<br>
62 HOW TO<br>
Look good kicking ass with the Matrix twins, build a deck, revive a crappy party,
and become pope.<br>
70 SAYS HER<br>
PORN TO BE WILD<br>
Uncover your girlfriend&#39;s inner Jenna Jameson. SPORTS<br>
76 BODYSHOTS<br>
If seeing is believing, these athletes are a mutant gene pool of two-headed, rubber-limbed
freaks.<br>
84 ASK DR. MAXIM<br>
Condom broke? You&#39;ve got 72 hours to save your bachelorhood. Plus: back pain and
unibrow help.<br>
90 GREAT HEAD<br>
Somewhere between Michael Bolton and Michael Jordan is a haircut that&#39;s right
for you.<br>
94 HOT ZONE<br>
Monty Python meets Gladiator in PBS&#39; reality miniseries Warrior Challenge. And
in other news, bang your head down memory lane with the Motor City&#39;s bow-hunting
madman Ted Nugent.<br>
187 MAXIM FASHION<br>
Stitch &#39;em up and hose off the blood and those New York Rangers clean up pretty
good. Check them in this summer&#39;s coolest clothes.<br>
205 TOP GEAR<br>
We test razors on Robin Williams&#39; back hair&#8212;no, not really&#8212;and carve
out the best. Plus: a portable personal sobriety test and a phone that takes pictures
(in case you fail your personal sobriety test).<br>
212 BAR EXAM<br>
Features editor James Heidenry is so vain he probably thinks this joke is about
him.