Maxim # 66, June 2003

<b>FEATURES</b><br> 106 WE WANT ANSWERS!<br>
HARRISON FORD<br>
From Han Solo to Indiana Jones to Jack Ryan, he has been every man you ever wanted
to be. Except the stroke-y guy from Regarding Henry.<br>
108 COVER GIRL<br>
SHANIA TWAIN<br>
Hats off, cowpokes, and put your front-parlor manners on.There&#39;s a lady in the
room. Crossover country sensation Shania Twain is a might purty li&#39;l filly, from
up Canada way. How do, ma&#39;am, eh?<br>
118 GET OUTTA HERE!<br>
THE GREAT ESCAPE<br>
Has the U.S.job market got you down? Do what wise men have done for centuries&#8212;run
away! Here&#39;s everything you&#39;ll need to know about Al five adventure-filled careers
overseas.<br>
126 LEARNING CURVES<br>
RACHEL NICHOLS<br>
She&#39;s got an Ivy League education. So what&#39;s Rachel Nichols doing in a movie like
Dumb and Dumberer? Maybe New Line Cinema thought we wouldn&#39;t be interested in
photos of scantily clad Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels look-alikes.We ain&#39;t saying
if they were right or wrong.<br>
134 MAMAMIME<br>
NEXT STOP: FRANCE!<br>
A thrilling tribute to our longstanding ally, the noble republic of...Ah-h-h!
Jesus Christ&#8212;get those goddamn snails off our dinner plates!<br>
142 SATELLITE DISH<br>
TRISTA REHN<br>
It&#39;s your last chance to ogle the Bachelorette before she becomes the Sexy Yet
Totally Unattainable Wife.<br>
150 LAME BRAINS<br>
DANGEROUS MINDS<br>
These are the creepiest mental illnesses you could possibly get. W&eacute; re
not covered for any of them.<br>
160 IF LOOKS COULD KILL<br>
K.D. AUBERT: THE BIG EASY<br>
She likes short guys and always makes the first move. Welcome to heaven, Stump.<br>
166 HOLY CRAPOLA, BATMAN!<br>
THE LAMEST SUPERHEROES EVER!<br>
Say hello to Moon Knight, Hourman, and all the other short-bus passengers of superhero
land.<br>
<b>REGULARS</b><br>
22 READERS&#39; LETTERS<br>
Morticians fight back, Hebert Field is wack, and Mrs. Hiroki is not lack...ing.
Oh, this&#39;ll be a long month.<br>
28 JOKES<br>
&quot;...but he&#39;s a caulk plucker! Get it?&quot;<br>
32 CIRCUS MAXIMUS<br>
Dumpster diving with Hiroki, preserving your penis for posterity, life with Johnny
Knoxville.<br>
40 MODEL CITIZEN<br>
JOANNA KRUPA<br>
Yes, she&#39;s Polish and blonde. But before you crack a joke, check out these pictures.
Who&#39;s laughing now?<br>
58 HOW TO<br>
Speak in public! Build a catapult! Blow her off!<br>
68 SPORTS<br>
THE MIND OF SERGEI FEDOROV<br>
He&#39;s a star NHL player with three Stanley Cup wins, blah, blah, blah.Three words:
married Anna Kournikova.<br>
74 INSTANT EXPERT<br>
JAZZ IN A BOX<br>
Dig it, Daddy-O: Read this and the chicks will think you&#39;re a solid-gone hepcat.<br>
76 SAYS HER<br>
PANTY RAID 2: SON OF PANTY RAID<br>
You can stop praying for X-ray vision. We got real girls to strip down and show
us their sexy lingerie.<br>
82 FITNESS<br>
EAT THIS, FATSO!<br>
Summer&#39;s here and you&#39;re full of beer. Wanna drop that spare tire? Really? Follow
our three-week plan.<br>
88 HOT ZONE<br>
Not enough Matrix? Dig the new video game and DVD and you&#39;ll be The One. Remember:
no spoon.<br>
177 MAXIM FASHION<br>
The summer&#39;s best cargo shorts, plus shirts and accessories that go from the bar
to the office and back again (when you&#39;re not looking).<br>
191 TOP GEAR<br>
Look down. Can&#39;t see your feet? Check to make sure you aren&#39;t blind, then read
our test of the best contraptions to tear and tone your abs.Then take a &quot;before&quot;
picture of yourself with a new Olympus digital cam. Then rest. Whew! That&#39;s a
full day right there.<br>
200 BAR EXAM<br>
Features editor James Heidenry has a seafoam green mesh mock-turtleneck that he
loves to bust out when the weather gets warm.