Maxim # 67, July 2003

<b>FEATURES</b><br> 92 WE WANT ANSWERS!<br>
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGETC., ETC.<br>
Who&#39;s twice your age but could still break you over his knee like a fine Indian
cigarillo? Ah-nold, of course! Stop whining&#8212;the uberfella is back in T3.<br>
96 COVER GIRLS<br>
CHARLIE&#39;S ANGELS<br>
Who&#39;s hot, sexy, and drooled all over? The women of Charlie&#39;s Angels. Lucy Liu, Cameron Diaz,
and Drew Barrymore give Maxim the exclusive on their next ass-kicking adventure.<br>
128 DISGUISE CRAZY!<br>
HOW TO FIT IN ANYWHERE<br>
Stuck at a Syrian parliament meeting wearing your I LOVE ISRAEL T-shirt? We pick
five sticky social situations and give you the 411 on melting mercifully into
the crowd.<br>
132 TARGET PRACTICE<br>
THE BEST DAMN PICKUP GUIDE EVER!<br>
You know how to get liquor up front. But how do you get to poker in the rear?
Here&#39;s everything you need to score the bar belle of your dreams.<br>
140 THE CRIMINAL MIND<br>
PROFILE OF A CAT BURGLAR<br>
With his infamous Dinner Set Gang, Walter Shaw raided wealthy Florida homes to
the tune of S70 million.Thirty years later, the ultimate jewel thief spills his
secrets.<br>
146 RATED AHHHRR!<br>
BOOTY CALL<br>
Thought Treasure Island was just make-believe? Ye have another think comin&#39; to
ye, matey. Untold billions in unrecovered bullion are scattered across the ocean
floor all over the globe. Here&#39;s how to scoop it up.<br>
<b>REGULARS</b><br>
16 READERS&#39; LETTERS<br>
ARMED FORCES SPECIAL!<br>
Mail call! This month&#39;s entries are all postmarked BAGHDAD: NEWEST HOME OF THE
WHOPPER!<br>
22 JOKES<br>
Laughter is the best medicine. Except for Vicodin, which seriously rocks.<br>
26 CIRCUS MAXIMUS<br>
Before you blow off your thumbs with fireworks, read our nation&#39;s history and
take Hiroki&#39;s citizenship test.<br>
32 MODEL CITIZENS<br>
KIM AND MISTY ORMISTON<br>
These identically smokin&#39; sisters leap from fashion to film as Siamese twins in
the indie yukfest The Last Request.<br>
46 HOW TO<br>
Hang 10, build a bomb shelter, speak to the dead, stay up all night, and stay&quot;up&quot;
all night.<br>
SPORTS<br>
54 THE SULTANS OF HEAT<br>
Eleven green-diamond legends throw us the heat on Pete Rose,juiced balls, and
striking out entire MLB rosters. Back up, Piazza&#8212;these guys mean business.<br>
60 ASK DR. MAXIM<br>
Got bumps on your weenie, hair in your bumps, and gray in your hair? You&#39;ve got
problems; Dr. Maxim&#39;s got solutions. Plus: ten freaky bugs to watch out for as
you travel this summer.<br>
66 I WAS THERE<br>
GREAT WHITE INFERNO<br>
An innocent night out turned into a blazing tragedy. Chris Nowicki survived to
tell us about it.<br>
72 HOT ZONE<br>
Jerry Bruckheimer picks his six favorite scenes...from his own movies. Plus, the
Hulk makes us green with envy. You wouldn&#39;t like us envious.<br>
84 HAVE YOU SEEN THIS GIRL?<br>
WINDOW DRESSING<br>
You know darn well you&#39;ve see this girl. Forme Penthouse Pet Alexus Winston has
stepped into cover some party hot spots that Wild On&#39;s Cindy Taylor can&#39;t hit.<br>
155 MAXIM FASHION<br>
Snag Arnold&#39;s T3 shades, and beachwear for all occasions...that take place on
a beach.<br>
173 TOP GEAR<br>
Check out the latest spy gear technology has to offer. Plus: some four-in-one
digital doohickey that does everything but you.<br>
180 BAR EXAM<br>
Features editor James Heidenry doesn&#39;t want you to fix his problem. He just wants
to vent.