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<b>FEATURES</b><br> 100 WE WANT ANSWERS!<br>
GARY BUSEY<br>
The official craziest bastard in Hollywood and star of Comedy Central's new surreality
show I'm With Busey opens up.<br>
104 COVER GIRL<br>
ANNA KOURNIKOVA<br>
Between grunting, lunging, swinging, smacking, sweating, bouncing, braiding, and
dating, the world's sexiest athlete found time to serve us a few choice words—and
even choicer pictures.<br>
114 RAGGED AND SANDY<br>
BEACH BUMS<br>
If we say it's safe to drink on this beach, then it's safe to drink on this beach!
We researched the best ways to have a blast at the shore: Drink beer, bake lobster,
and ogle girls in bikinis.The things we do for our readers...<br>
124 PRANKS A LOT<br>
DIRTY WORK<br>
A well-played prank can lift the spirits of a whole office. Or it can get you
shitcanned. Proceed at your own risk.<br>
133 MODELS NEXT DOOR<br>
HOMETOWN HOTTIES<br>
The results are in! Thanks to our readers, we've located the 100 hottest gals
from sea to shining sea. We even found some in Jersey!<br>
142 SWINDLERS LIST<br>
KING CONS<br>
No weapons, masks, or getaway cars. Armed only with big brains and bigger balls,
these master con men bilked America's rich and famous. Here's how<br>
150 WORTH WATCHING<br>
THE GIRLS OF REALITY TV<br>
These nine lovely ladies have turned reality TV into every man's fantasy. Note
to network execs: We're still waiting for Who Wants To Lather a Supermodel?<br>
<b>REGULARS</b><br>
20 READERS' LETTERS<br>
Think we care what you've got to say? Who asked you, anyway? Oh, right...we did.
Well, carry on, then.<br>
26 JOKES<br>
What do a dateless musician, extra-large condoms, two dumb blondes, and anal sex
all have in common? Oh, you've heard that one already?<br>
28 CIRCUS MAXIMUS<br>
Monuments to the vagina, a deeper look at children's books, Maxim-ized tattoos,
and cute, vaguely disturbing rubber ducks. Plus: Hiroki goes to the movies!<br>
36 MODEL CITIZEN<br>
PAIGE BUTCHER<br>
The Aussie stunner shows us her choicest cuts. Take a number!<br>
54 HOW TO<br>
Build a doghouse, be her hero, cook with lava, and train a freakin' hawk. Plus,
a bonus for the ladies: how to strip for your boyfriend!<br>
62 THE EDGE<br>
HOME SCHOOLED<br>
A turncoat contractor gives us the inside scoop on how to avoid paying an arm
and a leg the next time you have to get your walls stuck together with Play-Doh
and paper clips.<br>
68 THE MAXIM BAR<br>
ABSINTHE MINDED<br>
The "green fairy" was banned in the U.S.100 years ago. But we scored
a stash in Europe and... who are you?<br>
74 TOONING UP<br>
STRIPPERELLA<br>
Evildoers, prepare to be thwap-thwapped by TNN's sexy new superheroine—modeled
after Pam Anderson, no less!<br>
82 HOT ZONE<br>
Actor Robert Englund—that's Mr. Freddy Krueger to you—slashes through
four classic horror flicks to tell us which stand the test of time.<br>
171 MAXIM FASHION<br>
Rock star duds and fresh-smelling suds will have the ladies begging for an encore.<br>
193 TOP GEAR<br>
We've got camping gear so high-tech you'll never go home again (a good idea once
the cops get a whiff of the crawlspace...).<br>
200 BAR EXAM<br>
Executive editor James Heidenry's anaconda p.194 don't want none unless you got
buns, hon.
Title: Maxim # 68, August 2003
Series: Maxim
Item Number: MAXIM068
Good magazine and quick service.