Maxim # 70, October 2003

<b>FEATURES</b><br> 96 WE WANT ANSWERS!<br>
SEANN WILLIAM SCOTT<br>
The Olivier of frat-house movies makes bank to act like a total moron. Heck, we
do that for free every day!<br>
100 COVER GIRL<br>
GINA GERSHON<br>
She plays a sexy, struggling punk rocker in this month&#39;s Prey for Rock &amp; Roll.
One look at these pics and you&#39;ll be praying for mercy.<br>
110 LIVE TO DRIVE<br>
MAXIM&#39;S CARS OF THE YEAR 2004<br>
We tested 18 of the fastest, toughest, sexiest, coolest wheels on the road. Pull
up in one of these babies and you&#39;ll have everyone fooled. Maybe even yourself.<br>
124 BRAIN TEASERS<br>
HEAD GAMES<br>
What do real, serious magazines have that we don&#39;t? Crossword puzzles! Straighten
your tie and get to it!<br>
126 GIRL ON FILM<br>
KRISTA ALLEN<br>
The brunette bombshell sees sexiness in everybody and thinks men are the most
precious creatures on Earth. Which proves she must be from another planet&#8212;and
hasn&#39;t met executive editor Charles Coxe.<br>
132 MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE<br>
THE NEW SPY GAME<br>
September 11 exposed a massive chink in the U.S.armor: intelligence. Since then
the government has thrust agents back into the field, poured billions into technology,
and cut deals with seedy foreign operatives. But are we any safer? Maxim investigates.<br>
142 REMOTE CONTROL<br>
TURN ON, TUNE IN, ZONE OUT<br>
We sort through 29 shows that&#39;ll invade your living room this fall and separate
da boss from the dross.<br>
<b>REGULARS</b><br>
20 READERS&#39; LETTERS<br>
This month: It&#39;s a pompom powwow! Cheerleaders answered our prayers. Plus,the
best prank ever.<br>
26 JOKES<br>
Are you funnier than we are? You are? We&#39;ll never print your joke, then. We&#39;ve
got an image to uphold here, people.<br>
28 CIRCUS MAXIMUS<br>
Meet the gridiron granny, breathe easy with the Pussy Snorkel, and dine with Hiroki
in the City of Brotherly Love. Plus, the writing&#39;s on the wall: words of wisdom
from the bathrooms of New York City.<br>
50 HOW TO<br>
Tailgate, move, conduct a stakeout, throw a boomerang, date a coworker, and spot
fake twenties.<br>
58 BACHELOR PARTY BIBLE<br>
BOOK TWO: NEW ORLEANS<br>
Once again we brave a world of jiggling boobs, fine food, and even finer booze
to get you the skinny on living large before your life sentence.Turns out there&#39;s
a reason they call it the Big Easy.<br>
64 SAYS HER<br>
TAKE HER HOME...GUARANTEED!<br>
Like that girl across the bar but your knees are a-knock-knock-knocking? Down
a shot and follow our five-step one-night-stand plan. Bonus: She won&#39;t care if
you don&#39;t call! (Take a look in the mirror, dude.)<br>
72 I WAS THERE<br>
BILLION DOLLAR DUPE<br>
Five years ago Phil Higgs put his life savings in a Costa Rican investment scheme.The
money disappeared. Now he&#39;s after the guys behind it all.<br>
78 HOT ZONE<br>
Hail, violence! The Texas Chainsaw Massacre is back, Kill Bill&#39;s got kung fu assassins,
and Scarface hits DVD.<br>
81 DANGER ZONE<br>
TAMIE SHEFFIELD<br>
With stints on Women of Wrestling and Fear Factor, this sexy starlet is all action
and not much talk. Any questions?<br>
159 UNDERCOVER OPERATIONS<br>
MAXIM FASHION<br>
Gift-wrapping your package? Check out 10 underwear styles that&#39;ll have her quivering
with anticipation.<br>
173 TOP GEAR<br>
We test everything a growing boy needs: music-sharing sites, speakers, and fried
chicken.<br>
180 BAR EXAM<br>
Executive editor James Heidenry will be at your door wearing just a smile if you
answer all these questions correctly. Honest.