Maxim # 74, February 2004

<b>FEATURES</b><br> 76 WE WANT ANSWERS!<br>
DAVID CARRADINE<br>
The little grasshopper says busting a nut &#39;hurts and loveless sex is empty. That&#39;s
deep.<br>
79 SPLASHDOWN &#39;04<br>
SPACE INVADERS<br>
We sent Earth&#39;s seven sexiest bikininauts to the farthest reaches of the solar
system in order to colonize space. We&#39;ll be taking travel reser tonsin 18 years,
so start practicing your moonwalk.<br>
120 SEEING RED<br>
MARS HO!<br>
Maxim&#39;s mission plan for colonizing the final frontier.<br>
126 ROAD WARRIORS<br>
MAXIMUM VELOCITY<br>
In the world illegal street-raEibg, one 180 mph ride can change a man&#39;s life...or
end it.<br>
134 HOME IMPROVEMENT<br>
RAISING THE BAR<br>
Girlfriend&#39;s away? Turn her apartment into a pub and reclaim the life you left
behind.<br>
<b>REGULARS</b><br>
16 READERS&#39; LETTERS<br>
SPRING BREAK MADNESS<br>
Win a girliewizzle and vomitizzle trip to Cancun!<br>
22 JOKES<br>
WHAT&#39;S ON A NUN&#39;S GRAVESTONE?<br>
The punch line will have you rolling on the floor in hell.<br>
24 CIRCUS MAXIMUS<br>
NATURE VS. NURTURE<br>
Suicidal horses, glow-in-the-dark fish, and remote-controlled rats? Men mess with
the animal kingdom.<br>
36 MAXIM WORLD<br>
MICHELLE HUNZIKER<br>
This Swiss model can&#39;t seem to stop frolicking around in her skivvies. We&#39;re OK
with it. How about you?<br>
40 HOW TO<br>
THE LAZIEST WAY TO KEEP YOUR JOB<br>
Learn to look like the model employee you&#39;re not.<br>
48 SPORTS<br>
HIDDEN TIGER<br>
Is Tiger Woods as boring as white bread? He&#39;s not as bad as he wants to be, but
he&#39;s nastier than you think.<br>
52 CARS<br>
RUNNING ON EMPTY<br>
New hybrid cars will reduce our dependence on foreign oil, keep our air clean,
and let you burn up the open road.<br>
61 ASK DR. MAXIM<br>
DEATH CALCULATOR<br>
Find out why men die before women and what you can do about it.Transgender surgery
won&#39;t work, by the way.<br>
64 HOT ZONE<br>
WE LOVE LOOTER!<br>
From The Dukes of Hazzard, that is. Plus, Traffic brings guns and drugs into your
living room. What, no hookers?<br>
137 MAXIM FASHION<br>
STYLE ON THE SLOPES<br>
Cracking your skull on the halfpipe this winter? At least try to look good doing
it. Dress to impress in the season&#39;s hottest snowboarding gear.<br>
149 TOP GEAR<br>
AN ARREST WAITING TO HAPPEN!<br>
A digital surveillance camera small enough to peep at whatever it is that needs
peeping.<br>
156 BAR EXAM<br>
DISABILITIES OF THE STARS<br>
Discover what generates the acute insecurity that drives them today. Executive
editor James Heidenry&#39;s handicap? Low-hanging man-boobs.