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<b>FEATURES</b><br> 102 WE WANT ANSWERS!<br>
BEN STILLER<br>
In a Barbara Walters–like watershed moment, the silver-screen Starsky says
he suffered childhood humiliation at the hands of Patty Duke—the big baby.<br>
104 COVER GIRL<br>
JESSICA SIMPSON<br>
America's new favorite blonde talks about her TV shows, including her weekly pay-per-view
striptease hour. Er, that last one is more wishful thinking than, like, an actual
fact.<br>
112 MAXIM GOES TO THE MOVIES PRESENTS...<br>
ACTION!<br>
It's Spidey vs. Catwoman vs. King Arthur, plus a picture of Jennifer Love Hewitt's
CGI pussy—cough, cough—cat. Bonus: all the Harry Potter buzz you've
been craving.<br>
122 MANLY THINGS<br>
CRAP YOU SHOULD KNOW<br>
Ever learn how to dodge a bullet? Remove a leech? Waterproof your pants before
a big night out? Our ultimate study guide will help you look and sound just like
a functioning adult.<br>
130 WAR OF THE WELLS<br>
CRUDE POWER<br>
Newsman Robert Bryce's new book, Cronies, connects the dots that link Texas, the
Bushes, oil, Iraq, and the unchecked influence that big business wields over America's
foreign policy.<br>
136 AS SEEN ON TV<br>
DRAMA QUEENS<br>
They let cameras follow them to work, on dates, at play, and to catfights. Now
they're letting cameras show them looking hot.<br>
146 SUPERCAR SHOOTOUT '04<br>
ULTIMATE GETAWAYS<br>
Indy driver Dario Franchitti pushes four all-new supercars to their performance
limits. Thank God we remembered to bring diapers—they don't come standard
on these babies.<br>
<b>REGULARS</b><br>
READERS' LETTERS<br>
18 WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!<br>
Maxim responds to angry accusations of April-issue sensationalism with a hearty
dose of"Fooled you!"<br>
26 JOKES<br>
THAT'S GOTTA HURT!<br>
We finally take a cue from AFVand jump on the "cracked testicles are funny"
bandwagon. Sigh.<br>
30 CIRCUS MAXIMUS<br>
ATHLETES AND DRUGS<br>
Is Balnetar an Atlanta Falcon or an eczema remedy? Find out on page 48. Plus,
scary clowns. Mommy!<br>
54 HOW TO<br>
BREAK UP A FIGHT<br>
Then dump your gal and shoot the shit outta some fish, ASK DR. MAXIM<br>
64 WART'S UP, DOC?<br>
Revealed! The hidden dangers of burping your worm and why baseball games can give
you a heart attack.<br>
68 SPORTS<br>
BUFFALO WINGMEN<br>
Our writer stalks bison Billy the Kid—style. So, an else got a hankering
for bloody entrails?<br>
77 SAYS HER<br>
BE HER BOY TOY<br>
Snag yourself a hot, horny Mrs. Robinson.<br>
82 HOT ZONE<br>
MUSIC TO OUR EARS<br>
See which concerts we'll be sneaking into through that hole in the gate this summer,
then giggle with the guys from Reno 911! and Broken Lizard.<br>
159 MAXIM FASHION<br>
ALTERED STATES<br>
Like business casual but hate khakis? Learn how to take a single suit from boardroom
to bar and everywhere in between.<br>
171 TOP GEAR<br>
WE'VE GOT BALLS<br>
Big, thermally bonded silver ones, plus six pages of the best electronic beepy
boopy stuff around.<br>
184 BAR EXAM<br>
TALK DIRTY<br>
Learn the nerdy real names of rappers, then enter a raffle to touch executive
editor James Heidenry.
Title: Maxim # 78, June 2004
Series: Maxim
Item Number: MAXIM078
Great magazine.