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<b>FEATURES</b><br> 94 WE WANT ANSWERS!<br>
JOHN MCENROE<br>
America's most even-tempered pro athlete discusses his new career as a talk show
host, you idiot!<br>
96 COVER GIRL<br>
ANNA KOURNIKOVA<br>
Maxim spends a weekel'fl on a Caribbean island with Anna Kournikova in a swimsuit.
Send all Pulitzers to the address on page 18.<br>
106 GOING FOR THE GOLD!<br>
OFFICE OLYMPICS<br>
Record-breaking first-quarter sales are for schmucks. Real men have these idiotic
workplace competitions.<br>
110 OLYMPIC GUIDE '04<br>
BORED OF THE RINGS?<br>
We highlight the 'roid-raging,T&A action.<br>
112 HOMETOWN HOTTIES<br>
WHO IS AMERICA'S SEXIEST GIRL NEXT DOOR?<br>
One hundred girls vie for a top spot in our annual contest—but first you
pick the top 10. And no stalking this time, please.<br>
114 A GANG OF NEW YORK<br>
JOKER'S WILDBUNCH<br>
Dirty cops, jewelry heists, drug dealer robberies, and 10 years of metro-area
mayhem.<br>
124 KELLY CARLSON<br>
BODY OF WORK<br>
In 2002 she won our hearts—and votes—on American Idol. What? Wrong
girl? Sorry. Meet the star of Nip/Tuck.<br>
134 POOR SPORTS<br>
HELL HOLES<br>
Golfing isn't for the rich douches—it's for the damned!<br>
136 SPORTING BODIES<br>
ACTION FIGURES<br>
Superathletes take off their uniforms...What else would you expect from the world's
fastest women?<br>
<b>REGULARS</b><br>
18 READERS' LETTERS<br>
YOU TALKIN' TO US?<br>
Join us as we lovingly mock your valuable feedback.<br>
26 THE FUNNIES<br>
LAUGH, STUPID!<br>
Time plus tragedy equals comedy. Except on our jokes page, where death plus Arkansas
equals comedy.<br>
30 CIRCUS MAXIMUS<br>
COOL! FUSION!<br>
The origin of porn stars, how to hire an imaginary girlfriend, and other stuff
in chewy, bite-size morsels.<br>
40 WORKING GIRL<br>
MENG LAU<br>
So your little bout with cancer got you down, crybaby? A visit to her boss will
cheer you right up. He can help get you high on the reefer, but more to the point,
this hottie works for him!<br>
52 INSTANT EXPERT<br>
BARD TO THE BONE<br>
Memorize this list of Shakespearian plots, then come to our office so we can beat
you, nerd.<br>
54 BODY SHOP<br>
ASK DR. MAXIM<br>
It's her first-ever athletic mishap spectacular!<br>
58 WE SALUTE YOU<br>
SMALLER THAN HIROKI'S SUSHI HOG<br>
Why are you salivating, sicko?<br>
60 WINE & DINE<br>
THE BROTHERHOOD OF PORK<br>
Some fight for truth, justice, and the American way. These guys are all about
a good rack of pig meat.<br>
68 SAYS HER<br>
WIN YOUR GIRL'S MIND GAMES<br>
When your girlfriend picks a fight, fight back. (Secretly.)<br>
76 HOT ZONE<br>
THE SWEDISH THING<br>
A Scandinavian rock primer and what's good on TV.<br>
145 TOP GEAR<br>
MUSIC, MAN<br>
Behold! A teeny-tiny MP3 player.<br>
153 FASHION<br>
SHOE THING<br>
Fly new kicks for you running men, why you'll be back in black soon, and brand
names you should know if you want to look sharp.<br>
172 BAR EXAM<br>
BABY GAYS<br>
No more James Heidenry to kick around.
Title: Maxim # 80, August 2004
Series: Maxim
Item Number: MAXIM080
Great customer service, I love this magazine.