Maxim # 84, December 2004, Cover 2

<b>FEATURES</b><br> 116 WE WANT ANSWERS!<br>
SNOOP DOGG<br>
Hip-hop&#39;s most old-school hyphenate raps at us about his new album, Oscar aspirations,
football predictions, life as a dad, and just what it is about the West Coast
that makes him such a Hollywood badass.<br>
118 COVER GIRLS<br>
THE APPRENTICE GIRLS<br>
They&#39;re hot. They&#39;re smart. They&#39;re unsuited. And by the time you read this, a
bunch of them will have been fired. But unlike the trolls at the unemployment
office, the Donald&#39;s newest crop of applicants still deserve a raise for this
exclusive Maxim performance.<br>
130 LOOSE CANNON<br>
WHO THE HELL IS JACK IDEMA?<br>
Maybe he&#39;s a nut job, maybe he&#39;s a hero, maybe he&#39;s a man on a mission, but this
former Green Beret is in a world of trouble. Recently busted by authorities while
hunting for Osama, he&#39;s now been convicted of illegal imprisonment and torture
and is about to do a dime in Afghanistan&#39;s notorious prison system.You decide
if he got justice.<br>
142 TRAVEL<br>
AMERICA&#39;S 10 DARKEST ALLEYS<br>
Up to 19 percent of hate crimes occur in alleys.That has nothing to do with this
article, except that it&#39;s about the kinds of alleys where we think those kinds
of things happen. Hint: They&#39;re in the United States.They&#39;re not well-lit.There
are 10 of them. Read on...if you dare.<br>
144 AGONY OF VICTORY<br>
THE TOLL<br>
Steve Yzerman, Eddie George,Travis Pastrana: Once considered paragons of human
form, some of these guys can now barely walk. We check in on eight athletes to
explore what happens when a dream<br>
career is followed by a lifetime of pain.<br>
157 HOMETOWN HOTTIES<br>
THE FINAL FIVE<br>
Thousands of you guys chose these five girls as the winners of our annual contest.
Finally, you got something right.<br>
<b>REGULARS</b><br>
28 READERS&#39; LETTERS<br>
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?<br>
You do know that harassing us by mail is a felony, right?<br>
36 THE FUNNIES<br>
LAUGH, STUPID!<br>
Got cancer? We&#39;ve got the best medicine for ya (after chemo). And comedian Mitch
Fatel likes li&#39;l boobs, FYI.<br>
40 CIRCUS MAXIMUS<br>
THAT TIME OF THE MONTH...<br>
To turn the page on the calendar! Then peep a life-size toy fighter jet, a chain-mail
sock for your tummy banana, and some homoeroticism from&#8212;where else?&#8212;Germany.<br>
56 INTERNATIONAL GIRL<br>
JODI ALBERT<br>
This English tart is famous in Blighty for her role on some show called Hollyoaks.
We&#39;re just glad she&#39;s part of the coalition.<br>
69 HOW TO<br>
DEAL WITH A BAD HEART<br>
After we save your life, learn how to work the office Xmas party and pose for
the subsequent mug shot.<br>
78 INSTANT EXPERT<br>
SILENT BUT DEADLY<br>
Maxim takes you on a tour inside the brandspanking-new, $3 billion USS Jimmy Carter,
the world&#39;s most high-tech&#8212;yet presumably pacifist&#8212;nuclear submarine.<br>
80 SAYS HER<br>
SECRETS OF A HOLLYWOOD HAREM<br>
Babydol Gibson has provided XXX services to A-list Hollywood stars. Now she&#39;s
telling you how to be good in bed. Don&#39;t worry, the advice is a freebie.<br>
86 SPORTS<br>
GREAT BALLS AND FIRE<br>
A professional daredevil discusses personal injury and the fine art of destroying
shit.<br>
94 HOT ZONE<br>
THE PASSION OF THE WHITE CHICKS<br>
Fondly look back at what we learned from Hollywood this year (&quot;San Diego&quot;
means what?).<br>
187 MAXIM FASHION<br>
THE HOUR IS UPON US<br>
Watch your life tick away on these timepieces.<br>
208 BAR EXAM<br>
ARE YOU AS DUMB AS YOU LOOK?<br>
Come on down to the station, bub.We have questions.