Maxim # 85, January 2005

<b>FEATURES</b><br> 74 WE WANT ANSWERS!<br>
BABY STEWIE<br>
Family Guy&#39;s cheeky cherub was dishin&#39;on women, world domination, and diapers.Then
what? Well, then he threw strained carrots at us.You try interviewing a misanthropic
cartoon baby.<br>
76 COVER GIRL<br>
EVA LONGORIA<br>
On TV she&#39;s a temptressrho uses what she&#39;s got to get whI she wants. In reality
she`s{aothing like that, as you can see.<br>
84 SOLDIER&#39;S FORTUNE<br>
THE THIEVES OF BAGHDAD<br>
After overthrowing Saddam, some U.S. soldiers found $200 million in cash. It would
have been the ultimate combat bonus, if only they had gotten away with it...<br>
92 MAXIM WORKOUT<br>
GET AS STRONG AS A GIRL!<br>
Know which athlete can leg-press you to shame? Tennis star Serena Williams. Her
former trainer helped us come up with three easy-ish plans for you to go from
slug to...well, less of a girly-man in just two months.<br>
98 A GLOBAL MESS<br>
FOOD FIGHT<br>
America may have the best soldiers, but do they eat the best grub? To find out,
we taste-tested field rations from six countries...including some place called
Canada.<br>
100 JENNIFER ELLISON<br>
ENGLISH MUFFIN<br>
We aren&#39;t classical musical types, but since this in-your-face knockout is in
The Phantom of the Opera, we&#39;ll make an exception.Time to dim the lights...<br>
104 BRAIN SCAM<br>
LIES YOUR MOMMY TOLD YOU<br>
Cell phones can cause gas pumps to explode... drinking coffee will sober you up...Daddy
loves you. Maxim debunks yer folk wisdom.<br>
110 POPPY MONTGOMERY<br>
FLOWER POWER<br>
The Without a Trace wonder from Down Under talks about teen rebellion, exes, and
her boobs. Oi!<br>
<b>REGULARS</b><br>
12 READERS&#39; LETTERS<br>
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?<br>
We&#39;d write you back, but we forgot to buy stamps. Sorry!<br>
18 THE FUNNIES<br>
LAUGH, STUPID!<br>
Rodney Dangerfield finally gets a li&#39;I respect&#8212;too late.<br>
20 CIRCUS MAXIMUS<br>
ANNA AZAROVA<br>
This month&#39;s section features a Russian bombshell with the late-night munchies.
We also talked to out-of-our-league girls in bars until one finally let us take
her picture, then we reviewed video games and ate gross candy. Yawn!<br>
39 HOW TO<br>
OPEN CHAMPAGNE LIKE A MAN<br>
...with a sword. Plus, guard celeb hotties and eat worms.<br>
46 INSTANT EXPERT<br>
WHOLE LOTTA SHAKING GOING ON!<br>
Once you understand earthquakes, you&#39; ll be more afraid.<br>
48 SPORTS<br>
AGING BULL<br>
Reggie Strickland is the world&#39;s worst boxer, and here is how he looks at himself
in the mirror each morning.<br>
54 SCIENCE<br>
TO THE 24,000TH FLOOR<br>
I love riding this elevator, thought a young man. Later he mused, Golly, I want
to visit space. Genius ensued.<br>
58 SECRET SERVICE<br>
MAXIM SAVES JAMES BOND!<br>
The swinging franchise has slowly devolved into self-parody. To bring back the
bling,we offer a few humble suggestions.<br>
60 HOT ZONE<br>
GRAPHIC VIOLENCE<br>
A new Punisher video game proves revenge is a dish best served cold (and often).
Plus, Bea Arthur!<br>
117 TOP GEAR<br>
ELECTRONICS AND DUCKIES!<br>
A hot cell? Pig-scented candles? Hello, happiness!<br>
122 MAXIM FASHION<br>
SPECIAL SHRED<br>
Look good snowboarding or just look good, poseur.<br>
132 ASK ANYTHING<br>
HOW COMMON IS PRISON RAPE?<br>
Your favorite Maxim page&#39;s lease is up, so it moved to the very back. It&#39;s a shorter
commute, you know.