Maxim # 86, February 2005

<b>FEATURES</b><br> 78 SWIMSUIT SPECIAL &#39;05<br>
THE GIRLS OF SURF<br>
Introducing five athletic beauties who live to coast on gigantic waves whilst
wearing only tiny pieces of fabric. And they&#39;re not opposed to romantic walks
on the beach.<br>
98 COVER GIRL<br>
BROOKE BURNS<br>
The former Baywatch babe is by far the best reason to watch North Shore. And the
way she fills out a bikini is by far the best reason to turn to page 98. But she
says cool stuff, too.<br>
104 SPYMASTER<br>
RED STAR<br>
In excerpts from Spy Handler: Memoirs ofa KGB Officer, Victor Cherkashin, Russian
badass, recounts how he recruited the CIA&#39;s Aldrich Ames and the FBI&#39;s Robert
Hanssen, crippling America&#39;s intelligence network at the height of the Cold War.
Ah, the good old days...<br>
112 HOMICIDE TIME<br>
RESIDENCE EVIL<br>
Looking to make a killing in real estate? We&#39;ve declared open house at 10 of the
most notorious crime sites in history, including the properties that served up
hapless victims for carnage-craving homebodies like Jeffrey Dahmer, Ed Gein, and
John Wayne Gacy. Sold!<br>
116 BREAKING AWAY<br>
DEMOLITION MAN<br>
Stressed? Haven&#39;t been hanging out with your friends lately? Find yourself watching
lots of Dr. Phil? Could be you&#39;re in an unhappy relationship and too spineless
to do anything about it. Until now...<br>
120 WE WANT ANSWERS!<br>
BRUCE WILLIS<br>
The thinking man&#39;s action hero and Hostage star gives us the lowdown on his new,
movie, balding gracefully, and what&#39;s up with Die Hard 4.0.<br>
<b>REGULARS</b><br>
12 READERS&#39; LETTERS<br>
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?<br>
Your desperate attempts to emerge from obscurity&#8212;and our ham-fisted efforts
to punish you for it.<br>
18 THE FUNNIES<br>
LAUGH, STUPID!<br>
The late-nighters dis Dubya while that 7UP guy makes us giggle. Also, jokes from&#8212;gasp&#8212;actual
readers.<br>
20 CIRCUS MAXIMUS<br>
LILIANA SANTOS<br>
This month we check in with a lingerie-loving Portuguese soap star. Plus, the
new wave of modern technology is upon us&#8212;and that means a bed that goes
69 mph,a truly universal TV remote, and an iPod with eggbeater, Taser, and CD
player attachments.You must see to believe!<br>
37 HOW TO<br>
GET REVENGE!<br>
One-up your worst enemies, then crush a can on your skull and grab a power nap
as your dog sings to you. Really.<br>
44 IN THE BEDROOM<br>
SECRET DRAWER<br>
A real nice girl empties her underwear drawer to show us her panties, videotapes,
and lotion. Mmm, lotion.<br>
46 CARS<br>
LIFE IN THE SLOW LANE<br>
Maxim checks into RV-ville at Phoenix International Raceway for a weekend of heavy
drinking. Oh, yeah, and there were some NASCAR races going on, too.<br>
52 SPORTS<br>
QUEEN OF THE HILL<br>
Meet our new columnist, Diane Hill, who&#39;s as comfortable in your fantasy league
as she is in your fantasies. Yowza!<br>
56 CELEBRITY ADVISER<br>
BERNARD HOPKINS<br>
The champ KO your questions. You know, like how to dress for a job interview,
deal with a smell roommate, and tell if your girl is cheating by&quot;the tightness.&quot;<br>
58 HOT ZONE<br>
KEANU WORLD ORDER<br>
In which Mr. Reeves heads up Constantine, a dark, futuristic thriller that&#39;s totally
unlike The Matrix. Plus, Beck&#39;s new album and Mimi Rogers&#39; old boobies.<br>
76 INSTANT EXPERT<br>
SHOCK VALUE<br>
Did Bush go to war for oil? We have no clue, but our energy expos&eacute; does
explore whether to buy a hybrid, why wind power blows, and the sad tale of an
electrocuted circus elephant. Sniff.<br>
123 TOP GEAR<br>
NET WORTHY<br>
We have the cure for a lost hockey season and a shot of a guy wrestling dwarves.
Check it out!<br>
131 MAXIM FASHION<br>
SCENE STEALER<br>
Rule the red carpet with this A-list look. Now no one will mistake you for a valet!<br>
148 ASK US ANYTHING<br>
WHY DO BASKETBALLS HAVE LINES?<br>
That and some other really important questions answered.