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<b>FEATURES</b><br> 94 SPICE GIRL<br> ADRIANNE CURRY<br> Meet the only gal who's ever told us: "Take your bunnies and shove them
up your butt. I had monitor lizards, and they beat the shit out of their prey
until it dies." How sweet.<br>
104 I WAS THERE<br>
MY NECK ON THE LINE<br>
A photographer held hostage in Baghdad relives three harrowing days on the brink
of beheading.<br>
112 MEN BEHAVING BADLY<br>
TO CHEAT OR NOT TO CHEAT<br>
Read 12 stories of real guys who strayed. Plus, 10 things that'll make her cheat
on you—if it hasn't already happened.<br>
117 GET POLED<br>
SEX APPEAL<br>
Maxim solves the mysteries of the sexes! Take our dual survey, then learn the
answers in a future issue.You can thank us later<br>
120 THE A-LIST<br>
THE GREATEST MOVIE DOUCHEBAGS EVER<br>
Biff.O'Bannion. Neidermeyer.These film sleazes need only one name to cement their
place in the annals of assholiness.<br>
124 WHAT'S NEW, PUSSYCAT?<br>
STACI FLOOD<br>
Her gyrations grace countless music videos. We caught them on camera. (It's a
fancy one!)<br>
138 COVER GIRL<br>
SARA FOSTER<br>
The gorgeous star of D.E.B.S. (know only this—it's about a bunch of sexy
secret agents in schoolgirl skirts) deigns to speak with us. On the agenda: going
to clubs at age 15, what it's like to kiss the equally hot Jordana Brewster, and
a crazy rumor about Frankie Muniz!<br>
146 WE WANT ANSWERS!<br>
ANDRE 3000<br>
The Be Cool star says some funny, profound shit, provides style advice, and reveals
the origin of his last number.<br>
<b>REGULARS</b><br>
24 READERS' LETTERS<br>
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?<br>
We now only accept notes written with glitter pens. Got it?<br>
30 THE FUNNIES<br>
LAUGH, STUPID!<br>
If you can't say something nice, say something witty! Or cruel.<br>
38 CIRCUS MAXIMUS<br>
HEIDI GO SEEK<br>
A few more words, and one more sweet photo, from our hardest-drinking Hometown
Hotties finalist. Not to mention a microwave pain gun, a homemade flamethrower,
arid five gnarly scars.<br>
53 HOW TO<br>
TRANSPLANT AN ORGAN<br>
And when you're done giving Grandpa a new spleen, you can learn to hypnotize chicks,
perform acupressure, and tell convincing lies with Canada's greatest thespian,
William Shatner.<br>
63 HIGHER EDUCATION<br>
CAR TROUBLE<br>
A high-octane driving school teaches reverse 180s, PIT maneuvers, ramming, and
how to avoid kidnapping. Handy, right?<br>
68 SPORTS<br>
ICE BREAK<br>
Our sexy sports spy uncovers the surprising ways NHLers spent their winter vacation.(Hint:
They weren't playing hockey.)<br>
74 CELEBRITY ADVISER<br>
BILLY IDOL<br>
Hip tips on threesomes, hovercrafts, and, yes, Noam Chomsky.<br>
76 HOT ZONE<br>
FOOL FOR THE CITY<br>
In which we learn Sin City has nothing to do with Vegas. Huh?<br>
92 INSTANT EXPERT<br>
STATE SECRETS<br>
We break into Donald Rumsfeld's office to find out where he keeps sensitive government
info, like his copies of Asian Fever.<br>
149 TOP GEAR<br>
A FISTFUL OF HOLLAS!<br>
Plus, the remote-control whoopee cushion finally gets its due!<br>
157 MAXIM FASHION<br>
WET LOOK<br>
Cool T-shirts, dive watches, and the only suit you'll ever need (provided you're
planning to die in the next few years).<br>
174 ASK US ANYTHING<br>
DO PLANE SEATS EVER SAVE LIVES?<br>
Who cares? We do, because, dammit, we love you.<br>
<b>SPECIAL</b><br>
132 PICK THIS<br>
MAXIM'S ULTIMATE BASEBALL PREVIEW 2005<br>
Fantasy leaguers, it's your biggest, urn, fantasy. Our experts (three pros, an
ex-pro, a play-by-play guy, and a sports-nut actor) weigh in on the players and
teams that will shine—and suck—in 2005.
Title: Maxim # 88, April 2005
Series: Maxim
Item Number: MAXIM088
Great piece of ephemera.