Maxim # 91, July 2005

<b>FEATURES</b><br> 82 AND THE WINNER IS...<br>
THE GREAT MAXIM ROAD TRIP<br>
We asked you to hit the road and send in documentation. Now that we&#39;ve gotten
over our initial shock, we honor some of the greatest treks since Harold and Kumar
went to White Castle.<br>
90 ROCK THE VOTE<br>
HOMETOWN HOTTIES<br>
Vote in the presidential election in 2004? Put that experience to practical use
and help select a new Hometown Hottie.<br>
97 CREDIT DUE<br>
SCREWED HEROES<br>
We look at folks from soldiers to scientists to sports stars who sacrificed themselves
and in return for their troubles got jack. No, not like Hulk Hogan, you idiot.<br>
102 SOCIAL SCIENCES<br>
WHAT&#39;S IN HER HEAD DURING SEX?<br>
Because some of us do not have your amazing telepathic powers, Mr. I-Know-What-Women-Want
Mel Gibson.<br>
104 ESCAPE ARTIST<br>
THE RISE AND FALL OF THE ROOFTOP ROBBER<br>
Jeffrey Allen Manchester deeply believed in God, country, and robbing fast-food
joints. Meet the nicest guy ever to take a good number of innocent people hostage.<br>
110 COVER GIRLS<br>
BOMBSHELLS!<br>
In honor of our nation&#39;s birthday, patriotic Americans Kim, Carmen, and Kelly
explain why this land inspires them to support the military, protect the flag,
and make people get naked.<br>
126 CORPORATE AMERICA<br>
OFFICE POLITICS: THE GAME<br>
You can work hard, stay out of trouble, and attain middle manager status...or
you can decide to be successful. Learn how to backstab just like a certified corporate
jagoff.<br>
130 WE WANT ANSWERS!<br>
MICHAEL CHIKLIS<br>
He&#39;s a rock as The Shield&#39;s Detective Vic Mackey (and literally rock as the Thing
in Fantastic Four)... but were you aware he&#39;s also played Curly and John Belushi?
Read the confessions of a former fat funnyman.<br>
<b>REGULARS</b><br>
18 READERS&#39; LETTERS<br>
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?<br>
You put your semiliteracy to use. Good job!<br>
24 THE FUNNIES<br>
LAUGH, STUPID!<br>
Comedian Michael Somerville explains why showering with a woman is not necessarily
the oh-so-sweet move it seems.<br>
26 CIRCUS MAXIMUS<br>
SHOW US YOUR BEDROOM<br>
We see where a set of twins sleep and learn about a theme park that&#39;s as close
to heaven as you can get without dying.<br>
44 HOW TO<br>
TIP ANYONE<br>
Learn how much grease to give everyone from strippers to the moving guys helping
your wife leave you the next day.<br>
52 MARINE LIFE<br>
FLOAT YOUR BOAT<br>
Discover six vessels that will finally put an end to the dolphins&#39; reign of terror.<br>
58 CHATTER UP<br>
MOUTH OF THE SOUTH SIDE<br>
White Sox slugger Carl Everett explains how to be&quot;fun crazy.&quot; By contrast,
Jeffrey Dahmer was &quot;unpleasant crazy.&quot;<br>
62 CELEBRITY ADVISER<br>
JOHN C. McGINLEY<br>
The Scrubs star threatens to punch you in the stomach.<br>
66 HOT ZONE<br>
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS GIRL?<br>
Donna Feldman dishes about guiding the stars at the Oscars, while Foo Fighter
Dave Grohl is back with two new albums, which is one more than the White Stripes
offer (Jack and Meg are so lazy!)<br>
80 INSTANT EXPERT<br>
JUICE ABUSE<br>
Even the score with Athletes who are &quot;talented.&quot;<br>
133 TOP GEAR<br>
BUST A HOOF<br>
Discover the musical deer head guaranteed to make any home feel like a Chuck E.Cheese&#39;s.
Then join barbecue aficionado Hank Hill for tips on getting your grill on.<br>
139 MAXIM STYLE<br>
WAKEBOARD WEAR<br>
After you catch some air, find the fragrance that will best conceal your deeply
unnerving B.O.<br>
160 ASK US ANYTHING<br>
WHAT&#39;S THE BODY&#39;S MOST LETHAL PRESSURE POINT?<br>
In case you&#39;re wondering, the least lethal pressure point is the left nostril
(that sucker is just indestructible).