Maxim # 92, August 2005

<b>FEATURES</b><br> 92 DEUCE&#39;S ACE<br>
BOBBI SUE LUTHER<br>
The Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo beauty may be a black belt, but were those
skills enough to fend off the advances of Eminem? Venture on, brave reader!<br>
98 THE BIG GAMBLE<br>
CHEATERS ALWAYS WIN<br>
We destroy the little faith you still had in fair play.<br>
104 WET &amp; WILD<br>
POSEIDON ADVENTURES<br>
Check out the biggest aquatic disasters since Jaws 3-D.<br>
106 THE HOTTEST SEASON<br>
SUMMER ALTICE<br>
Will Ferrell&#39;s gal in Wedding Crashers discusses her worst date (apparently, chicks
dislike drunken crying. Who knew?).<br>
110 SUPERCARS &#39;05<br>
ACHTUNG BABY!<br>
Maxim scares the brazen out of Germany when we turn the new Mercedes, Porsche,
Aston Martin, and BMW loose on the autobahn.We couldn&#39;t get our hands on a Yugo
to round things out.<br>
120 GETTING POLED<br>
SURVEY SAYS!<br>
The April sex surveys have been totaled and we&#39; ve discovered gender common ground:
all of us want to sleep with Angelina Jolie.<br>
128 TOUGH GUYS TALKIN&#39;<br>
BE A MAN, DAMMIT!<br>
Legendary hardasses Merle Haggard, Evel Knievel, R. Lee Ermey, G. Gordon Liddy,
and Jack La Lanne teach you how to be truly masculine. Step 1: Get rid of the
skirt.<br>
136 COVER GIRL<br>
NICKY HILTON<br>
She runs two multimillion-dollar companies, adores Jackass, and attended an all-girls
Catholic school. Discover why the younger Hilton is even hotter than you suspected.<br>
146 WE WANT ANSWERS!<br>
STUART SCOTT<br>
I Learn why SportsCenter&#39;s king once went by Sir Sugar Shoes.<br>
<b>REGULARS</b><br>
16 READERS&#39; LETTERS<br>
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?<br>
We welcome all letters...except those from Steve Jones of Ken Park, lowa&#8212;you&#39;re
a complete idiot.<br>
24 THE FUNNIES<br>
LAUGH, STUPID!<br>
Kyle Grooms solves our national security problems.<br>
26 CIRCUS MAXIMUS<br>
MEDIA WHORE<br>
The Daily Show&#39;s Rob Corddry on his most intriguing subject: Rob Corddry.Then
experience the wonderful world of bacon.<br>
50 HOW TO<br>
SCORE FROM ONE YARD<br>
And once Jerome Bettis schools you, learn to make a rose out of a napkin and win
your teammates&#39; hearts completely.<br>
56 BEHIND THE WHEEL<br>
FARE AND UNBALANCED<br>
Meet M.C. Mars, the best taxi driver since De Niro.<br>
62 RUN FOR THE MONEY<br>
DRASTIC MEASURES<br>
Diane Hill takes you to the NFL combine, where a sprint can be the difference
between wealth and subsisting on a mere $230,000.<br>
68 CELEBRITY ADVISER<br>
WILLIAM SANDERSON<br>
The Deadwood star offers a poem. How sweet!<br>
70 HOT ZONE<br>
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS GIRL?<br>
We discover how Aussie Jacqui Maxwell wound up in Hazzard County, then infiltrate
the movie Stealth.<br>
96 INSTANT EXPERT<br>
STRIPPERS, INC.<br>
Understand where 40 percent of your income goes.<br>
149 TOP GEAR<br>
LIGHT TYPING<br>
Check out a virtual keyboard. And yes, in no time you&#39;ll have a wicked case of
virtual carpal tunnel syndrome.<br>
161 MAXIM STYLE<br>
SCRUM-TIOUS!<br>
Discover the joys of rugby shirts, then see the fashions of limey David Beckham.
Oi!<br>
180 ASK US ANYTHING<br>
COULD I DIE IN AN ELEVATOR FREE FALL?<br>
If you survive the plummet, learn about making cheese with human milk. Just like
Mom.