Maxim # 95, November 2005

<b>FEATURES</b><br> 100 INSTANT EXPERT<br>
ON THE SET<br>
Motion pictures take hard work and careful planning, less so if the movie is Supercross.
Learn how to speak like a bona fide coke-snortin&#39; hack.<br>
102 HOT AND FRESH<br>
MICHELE MERKIN<br>
The host of Foody Call and Extreme Dodgeball dishes on the dangers of Dodger Stadium
dining and the power of fondue.<br>
108 SPECIAL REPORT<br>
NO END IN SIGHT<br>
These soldiers risked death overseas, facing bombings and snipers daily.Then they
came home, and things got rough.<br>
115 DO YOUR DUTY<br>
MAXIM&#39;S MILLION MINUTE MARCH<br>
Our troops may need to be away from their families, but with your help we can
ensure they still get to talk to them.<br>
116 PERFECT UNION<br>
GABRIELLE UNION<br>
ABC&#39;s Night Stalker star explains why she is entirely capable of playing a lesbian.
We &#39;never doubted you, Gabrielle.<br>
124 SHOWROOM 2006<br>
CARS OF THE YEAR<br>
From Hummers to Hondas, we unveil the rides that will make you wish you could
still afford gasoline.<br>
134 LADIES&#39; TIME<br>
100 THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT WOMEN<br>
If a typical date consists of you playing Halo 2 in your underwear and socks before
angrily refusing even to consider engaging in a bit of foreplay, you probably
should read this one, Romeo.<br>
138 COVER GIRL<br>
NICOLLETTE SHERIDAN<br>
The Desperate Housewife and world&#39;s sexiest onscreen soccer mom gives you the
inside track on catfighting, nude sunbathing, and her beef with Paris Hilton.
If she could only cook a decent meat loaf, she&#39;d be perfect.<br>
144 WE WANT ANSWERS!<br>
SARAH SILVERMAN<br>
The Jesus Is Magic comic and world&#39;s funniest female explains why men in chicken
suits need to be left the hell alone.<br>
<b>REGULARS</b><br>
24 READERS&#39; LETTERS<br>
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?<br>
We accept Candygrams. All forms of communication should be so delicious.<br>
32 THE FUNNIES<br>
LAUGH, STUPID!<br>
Adam Ferrara tells why his bathroom habits upset his girlfriend. She dislikes
urine puddles. Then learn something about rabbit sex.<br>
36 CIRCUS MAXIMUS<br>
THE FEY WAY<br>
Enter the dressing room of our favorite SNL news anchor (sorry, Amy Poehler),
learn how Japanese people are being replaced with robots, and win a VIP weekend
and a date to Maxim&#39;s big game bash with a Coors Light model. Huzzah!<br>
60 HOW TO<br>
SHOOT SKEET<br>
All-Pro Muhsin &quot;Moose&quot; Muhammad teaches you to take out the clay pigeons,
while we show you how to birth a baby (hospitals is pricey).<br>
66 GASTRONOMY<br>
SANDWICH CRAFT<br>
Feast your eyes on five sandwiches that&#39;ll change your life.<br>
72 JOCK TALK<br>
SLAM SESSION<br>
The NBA&#39;s Dwyane Wade, Jermaine O&#39;Neal, Baron Davis, and &quot;Big Shot Bob&quot;
talk game and groupies.<br>
78 CELEBRITY ADVISER<br>
ADAM GOLDBERG<br>
The Head Cases star tells how he wounc up in Willie Nelson&#39;s cowboy boots.<br>
80 HOT ZONE<br>
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS GIRL?<br>
Christina Lindley makes us want to watch pre-movie ads&#8212;albeit only the ones
for MovieTickets.com. Then we chat with rap kingpin 50 Cent about his G-Unit empire
(it includes a video game and Vitamin Water) and meet Takashi Miike, Japan&#39;s scariest
export since Hello Kitty.<br>
147 TOP GEAR<br>
PURE X-TASY<br>
ExperienceMicrosoft&#39;s Xbox 360. Seems you win again, Bill Gates.<br>
155 MAXIM STYLE<br>
EXTREME ELEGANCE<br>
Discover a better class of biker gear, plus see the new look of sunglasses, and
a shaving kit. Don&#39;t miss it, Sasquatch.<br>
172 ASK US ANYTHING<br>
WHAT DO YOU DO TO BECOME AN ASTRONAUT?<br>
First you ride Space Mountain without soiling yourself.