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<b>FEATURES</b><br> 106 INSTANT EXPERT<br>
LIGHTNING<br>
Get yourself the complete lowdown on thunder's totally badass pal.<br>
108 GREAT SCOTT!<br>
APRIL SCOTT<br>
You can see her in Mission Impossible 3 and then see a whole lot more of her in
The Name of the Game (she plays a student exploring London's underground sex clubs).
Go, film!<br>
118 LET'S PARTY<br>
THE 10 BEST PARTIES IN THE WORLD<br>
Shockingly, cousin Jimmy Ray's 4th of July BBQ-and-Everclear blowout somehow failed
to make the cut. (Again.)<br>
126 GUY QUIZ<br>
GUYS GONE MILD<br>
Find out if you're half the man your father was.Or if you're a third of the man
your mother's going to be after the operation.<br>
130 NAKEDTRUTH<br>
LAYLA KAYLEIGH<br>
In a new low for Democrats— and Lord knows they've had enough of those already—she
was bolted from Al Gore's Current TV network for posing for us. (Sorry 'bout that,
Layla.) Discover why politics can be a beautiful thing.<br>
138 SHORT STORIES<br>
LIVIN' LARGE<br>
Just because you're a mini-man doesn't mean you can't rock out (Angus Young),
win races (Jeff Gordon), or school Daniel-san in the deadly arts. (Great work
again, Pat Morita.)<br>
142 BAD MEDICINE<br>
DOCTOR EVIL<br>
He's linked to dozens of fatalities... and the scary part is he wasn't even trying
to hurt those people. Get to know the world's worst surgeon.<br>
148 CINDY CRAWFORD<br>
STILL CINDY<br>
Somehow getting married, being a mother, and doing tons of charity work only made
her hotter. Get reacquainted with the woman who's won the hearts of men from Prince
William to Prince. Now that's range.<br>
156 WE WANT ANSWERS!<br>
USHER<br>
The ruler of R&B and star of In the Mix sounds off on ex-girlfriend Chilli,
the horrors of Hurricane Katrina, the perks of living with Diddy, and the joys
of working with Mom. Aww...<br>
<b>REGULARS</b><br>
28 READERS' LETTERS<br>
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?<br>
And when you're done writing to us, send a note to Judd Nelson. He's lonely.<br>
34 THE FUNNIES<br>
LAUGH, STUPID!<br>
John Heffron reveals why men will not listen to women unless they say those three
magical words: "I'm so drunk."<br>
36 CIRCUS MAXIMUS<br>
BUTTER FACES<br>
Discover the baker offering a vegetarian alternative to cannibalism, play with
R. Kelly action figures, and close out the day by putting a cheerleader to bed.<br>
60 HOW TO<br>
SCHOOL YOUR FRIENDS<br>
Once bailer Luis "Trikz" Da Silva teaches you about hardwood humiliation,
learn to treat the broken bones your enraged buddies will give you.<br>
70 BODY SHOP<br>
TIRES AND ICE<br>
What would you do for diamonds? If you're a trucker in Canada's 30-below-zero
Northwest Territories, you have to risk death on every supply run.<br>
80 GETTING SMASHED<br>
LIVING ON THE WEDGE<br>
You know when the kick returner takes it all the way back for a touchdown and
the crowd goes wild and you see it replayed over and over on every sports highlight
show? Meet the NFL players who sacrifice their health to prevent that from happening.<br>
86 CELEBRITY ADVISER<br>
TY PENNINGTON<br>
Extreme Makeover: Home Edition's master handyman helps you work up the courage
to confront your cheating dad. Get ready to have yourself one seriously uncomfortable
Father's Day.<br>
90 HOT ZONE<br>
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS GIRL?<br>
Today Naureen Zaim handles explosives on Sci Fi's Master Blasters, but she used
to be just a shy girl with a thing for pool hustling. Meanwhile, the Empire State
Building braces itself for a visit from King Kong, and the rest of America gets
set for the new album from those country kingpins Big & Rich.<br>
160 STEP RIGHT UP!<br>
HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE<br>
Use these presents to bring holiday cheer to your woman, parents, and coworkers.Then
you can resume being your usual bastard self.<br>
175 MAXIM STYLE<br>
WEAR WINTER<br>
Keep your footsies warm with shoes from Gwen Stefani, then learn some fashion
from that stylin'toon band Gorillaz.<br>
196 ASK US ANYTHING<br>
HOW MUCH MONEY DO PORN STARS MAKE?<br>
Let's just say they earn enough to keep their children fed, their homes tidy,
and their sex toys plentiful.
Title: Maxim # 96, December 2005
Series: Maxim
Item Number: MAXIM096
Great magazine.