Maxim # 97, January 2006

<b>FEATURES</b><br>
96 COVER GIRL <b>HAYLIE DUFF</b><br>
The Napoleon Dynamite star (and smokin' big sister of Hilary) brings JO healthy dos of temptation to <em>7th Heaven</em>. Those of you who voted for Pedro: shame!<br>
60 INSTANT EXPERT <b>PURE RUBBISH</b><br>
Garbage.You can bury it, burn it, or reuse it, but you can't ignore it
(well, you can, though your roommate's going to be pissed). Learn the
delicate art of waste management.<br>
68 GLOBAL WARNING <b>CONTENDERS FOR THE CROWN</b><br>
America may be the baddest nation in the world (NFL America is way better
than NFL Europe), but lots of hopefuls are looking to take our championship
belt. We rank the challengers.<br>
73 SPORTS SURVEY <b>YOU MAKE THE CALL!</b><br>
Do you prefer the NBA or NASCAR? Who's the biggest douchebag in the NFL?
Which female athletes are the hottest? Help us answer the big questions
of our time.<br>
76 STAR POWER <b>TOURIYA</b><br>
Funny wooden shoes, balls of cheese, and now Touriya.Thanks, Holland!<br>
82 MASTERPIECES <b>SHOW US YOUR GIRLFRIEND</b><br>
Last August we asked you to create a work of art using just a camera and
your girl. Museums, clear some space...<br>
84 GERMOPHOBIA <b>YOU'RE GONNA BE SICK</b><br>
As if there weren't enough to worry about, it turns out everything is
covered in germs! Who knew?<br>
88 BAD BOYS <b>FILTHY HARRYS</b><br>
What's the difference between a cop and a crook? As this look at 2005's
worst police officers shows, sometimes it's only the wardrobe.<br>
90 FAMILY TIES <b>OUR MOM IS A DOMINATRIX</b><br>
Meet the mother who makes damn sure you keep your room spotless.<br>
102 WE WANT ANSWERS! <b>JOHNNY KNOXVILLE</b><br>
The ex-Jackass plays a fake Special Olympian in the feel-good flick The
Ringer. You going highbrow on us, Mr. Knoxville?<br>
62 DIVA OF DESTRUCTION <b>ASHLEY MASSARO</b><br>
She's the WWE's 2005 Raw Diva champ, but she still finds time to beat
her bro with a vacuum.<br>
REGULARS<br>
34 HOW TO FLY INTO A HURRICANE<br>
fter you've shown Mother Nature who's her daddy, celebrate your triumph
by learning how to open a beer with another beer and build homemade sex
toys.<br>
12 READERS' LETTERS <b>WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?</b><br>
Just no more mail about what happens when chocolate meets peanut butter
(it adds up to &quot;delicious!&quot;).<br>
18 THE FUNNIES <b>LAUGH, STUPID!</b><br>
Mike Trainor discusses the most horrifying creature that nature has ever
spawned: the sewage baby.<br>
20 CIRCUS MAXIMUS <b>HOTEL OF HOOPS</b><br>
We stay in a Vegas suite fit for a Shaq, discover what happens when religion
meets complete silence (gospel mime!), test the guy knowledge of a campus
cutie, reveal a stylish way to stop you from finally bringing your miserable
life to an end, and offer another reason to give your gal the boot (besides
the penis).<br>
38 BODY SHOP <b>WAR MACHINES</b><br>
What's cooler than the $1.5 million Reconnaissance Surveillance and Targeting
Vehicle? Letting <em>Maxim</em> use it.<br>
42 BODE MILLER <b>KING OF THE MOUNTAIN</b><br>
The best American skier of his generation guns for the gold and tries
to fight off a nasty hangover. U-S-A!<br>
46 CELEBRITY ADVISER <b>JON FAVREAU</b><br>
The <em>Swingers</em> star and <em>Elf</em> director explains why there's
nothing like a Salt Lake City bachelor party.<br>
48 HOT ZONE <b>HAVE YOU SEEN THIS GIRL?</b><br>
Adrienne Janic gives car thieves a bad name on TLC's Overhaulin' by returning
rides in improved condition, while the Xbox 360 and the PS3 battle to
rule the hearts of geeks everywhere.<br>
105 TOP GEAR <b>WHITE SPEED</b><br>
See the snowmobile that will have you longing for another ice age and
the cameras to document its arrival.<br>
122 ASK US ANYTHING <b>WHAT'S THE MOST MONEY EVER WON IN A CASINO?</b><br>
Not to brag, but we once smoked the house out of well over 12 bucks. We
so totally own you, penny slots!<br>
113 MAXIM STYLE <b>OUT COLD</b><br>
Win the fight against frostbite with corduroy shirts, coats, and watches
(you lose a ton of body heat through the wrist).