Maxim # 100, April 2006

Starting on page 104, we reveal all the treasures from our first 99 issues.
Get ready for the most enjoyable journey into the past since <em>Back
to the Future</em> (the first one, not the two awful sequels)<br>
106 100 GREATEST MOMENTS!<br>
Vomiting blood. Huge amounts of drugs. A failed run for president. We
honor the historic occasions that made you wonder,&quot;How do these idiots
ever put out an issue?'<br>
114 MUSEUM OF FOUND PORN<br>
We recognize all the products that failed to recognize just how filthy
they are (love you, Cock Soup) and chat with the LPGA star who made a
golf trophy very happy.<br>
118 GIRLS GIVE GOOD TIPS!<br>
We compiled our juiciest tips ever. From threesomes to oral gymnastics.
If you still cant please your woman after reading this, turn in your Johnson
immediately.<br>
120 CLASS CLOWNS<br>
Reread <em>Maxim</em>'s choicest celebrity statements, including Family
Gay's Baby Stewie praising Naomi Watt nipples and Chris Tucker explaining
why he's &quot;Blackie Chan.'&quot;<br>
126 THE BEST OF MAXIM!<br>
We look back at the photo shoots that were so sexy they blew even our
minds (doesn't happen often) as well as the articles that made you laugh,
shudder, and even think.<br>
139 COMPLETE COVERAGE<br>
Our special gatefold celebrates a century s worth of the women who've
graced the outside of our magazine. OK, lets start the slow clap, on three...<br>
REGULARS<br>
56 TOTAL HOTNESS <b>ANA HICKMANN</b><br>
Feast your eyes on the set of legs that once held a Guinness world record---
plus a wide array of other beauties boasting shorter yet stilt staggering
gams of their own.<br>
24 READERS' LETTERS <b>WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?</b><br>
Our new opening section features drunken ramblings and perplexing cell
phone pits. If only we could figure out how to eliminate your letters,
it'd be perfect.<br>
32 THE FUNNIES <b>LAUGH, STUPID!</b><br>
Wanna know how to get a witch pregnant? Hint: It's easier than you'd expect.<br>
36 CIRCUS MAXIMUS <b>MIRACLE OF BIRTH</b><br>
We encounter nature at its ickiest, answer the age-old question,&quot;Can
robots have vaginas?&quot;, and offer proof that Celine Dion has a future
as a show girl.<br>
62 HOT ZONE <b>PRISON TATS</b><br>
We carefully study the tattoos sported by the cons on Prison Break and
explore the most creepy kids' show since <em>SpongeBob</em> (he's a frickin'
sponge, people).<br>
80 EXPERT <b>TAX EVASION</b><br>
Learn life lessons from a man who didn't file taxes for 12 years, and
then find out how to fight like a girl (relax, the girl is WWE hottie
Trish Stratus).<br>
98 BASEBALL 2006 <b>FUTURE BALL</b><br>
Diane Hill holds spring training with Jim Edmonds, Kevin Millwood, A.J.
Pierzynski, and Gary Sheffield. Discover who's underrated, who's overrated,
and why Gary has such<br>
mixed feelings about Gary.<br>
161 TOP GEAR <b>NEW BEAMER</b><br>
Check out a cell phone designed by <em>Maxim</em> editors, and find out
how to use the LG AN110 DLP projector to finally view John Madden the
way he was meant to be seen.<br>
171 MAXIM STYLE <b>AMERICAN CLASSIC</b><br>
From Levi's to Ralph Lauren to Calvin Klein, we honor the brands that
have been around even longer than us. Imagine, there was a time pre-<em>Maxim</em>.<br>
188 IDIOT NATION <b>ACROSS THE USA</b><br>
Read about a dude in New Mexico who built the worst mousetrap ever and
a New York wife who stuffed her husband in a suitcase, as we salute the
folks who make America feel self-conscious.