Maxim # 123, March 2008

<b>FEATURES</b><br>
82 Avril Rocks!<br>
The bratty punker grows up, talks about her new tour and current CD, and turns
the sexy toll. (Warning:&quot;Girlfriend&quot; will be stuck in your head days
after readingthis interview.)<br>
98 Guy's Anatomy: The Human Body&#8212;A User's Guide<br>
Everything you everwanted to know about your slimy innards (and a bunch of stuff
you'll wish you didn't).<br>
98 D.C. Smackdown!<br>
Forget the election-year rhetoric: We put Democrats and Republicans through a
trial by fire and endurance to determine the ballsiest party in Washington.<br>
104 Icon: Martin Lawrence<br>
The movie bad boy tells us what he's been up to since he went oh-so-crazy a few
years back. Hint:There's some screwing involved! BY ERIC SPITZNAGEL<br>
106 Danneel Harris<br>
The smoking-hot One Tree Hill star lets her freak flag fly inthe long-awaited
White Castle sequel, Harold &amp; Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay. BY MIKE OLSON<br>
112 I American Ugly<br>
Does your face make babies cry? Cheer up and learn how the less than beautiful
are getting more than paid for their unique physiques. BY FRANK OWEN<br>
116 Murder Girls<br>
The shocking story of two teenage girls in love, a bond that grew stronger and
more delusional each day, and the seriously unluckyfamilymembers who tried to
keep the lovers apart. By SIMON COOPER<br>
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<b>DEPARTMENTS</b><br>
22 Letters<br>
Your thoughts on Maxims gone by (mostly ofthe &quot;searing rage&quot; variety)
and a seriously jacked-up marathoner.<br>
28 Incoming<br>
The greatest Final Four bracket ever, the hottest newsbabes of fair-and-balanced
TV, and a sizzling side of bacon porn.<br>
45 Rated<br>
10,000 B.C. rises again, we go on the set of Human Giant, and Taryn Southern's
one hot reason to see Deep in the Valley.<br>
69 Columns<br>
Sex: Porn, girls like it!<br>
Food: GeneralTso's, we love it!<br>
Health: Medical marijuana, we're on it!<br>
124 Expert<br>
Rock spring break like a pro, drink fine wine on a hobo budget, and make your
own spy device.<br>
132 Style<br>
Hollywood's coolest directors showyou how to dress for action, and fourways to
instantly get your handsome on.<br>
152 The Decider<br>
The greatest man conundrum of all time: Should you have another slice of pizza?
Find out here.