Maxim # 134, February 2009, Cover 1 of 2

<b>Features</b><br>
44 The Real Swimsuit Issue<br>
Maxim's annual bikini blowout heats up Turks &amp; Caicos with a sizzling shoot
of the world's top swimsuit models. Caution: Contents extremely hot!<br>
66 Maxim's Guide to Surviving the Apocalypse<br>
Financial ruin, rogue nukes, an alarming shortage of bees&#8212;we breakdown the
causes arth's doom and tell you how to be the &acirc;st man standing. BY ROGER
LANHAM<br>
70 Nasty Boy<br>
3o Rock funnyman Tracy Morgan has veered fromrthe path of self-destructivecomic
geniuses like John Belushi and Chris Earley. But that doesn't mean he's completely
sane. BY NOELLE HANCOCK<br>
74 The Art of the Heist<br>
The FBI's greatest investigator of stolen al has one last mission: bustinga Frenchcrime
syndicate with $4.1 million worth of purloined paintings. An exclusive look inside
a hidden world of guns, drugs, disguises, and missing masterpieces. BY SIMON WORRELL<br>
<b>Departments</b><br>
14 Incoming<br>
The Victoria's Secret supermodel bikini blowout, howto sneak into Obama's inauguration,
what really happens when you do a line of disco dust, and a breath-freshening
bit of Bacon Porn!<br>
21 Rated<br>
Mope-rock iconMorrissey muses about his last day on Earth, Scott Pilgrim strikes
graphic novel gold, Notorious hits the B.I.G. screen, and Eliza Dushku steams
up our safety goggles.<br>
31 Stuff<br>
Like watching football? Hey, us too! Which iswhywe've assembled the ultimate Super
Bowl viewing setup. Plus, we ride with CarmeloAnthony and ogle the world's most
awesome 4x4!<br>
39 Columns<br>
In search of the Holy Grail of fast food, we track down the elusive, ephemeral,
and enchanting McDonald's McRib. Still hungry? Devour our exclusive report on
the blood-soaked history of the UFC.<br>
80 Style<br>
We roll the dice and take a Vegas road trip with Adrien Brody,who ups his style
ante courtesy of a bushy beard and an elegant ascot. Now, if only he'd wear a
monocle...<br>
96 The Decider<br>
Nothing is more maddening than deciphering where you stand with your sweetheart.
Find out how she really feels with our Valentine's Day special: &quot;She loves
you or loves you not?&quot;