Maxim # 135, March 2009

<b>FEATURES</b><br>
50 Eliza Dushku<br>
Buffy's best friend is back as TV's sexiest spy in Fox's new series Dollhouse.
Just call her Secret Agent Ma'am.<br>
56 The Real Big Easy<br>
The ultimate insider's guide to doing Mardi Graslike apro,with ourfun-tastictourof
New Orleans' best dive bars, po'boys, go-cups, alligators, and glittery feathered
masks!<br>
BY STEVE GARBARINO<br>
62 Bring Her On<br>
Danneel Harris, star of this month's sexiest teen comedy, Fired Up, plays the
Sapphic, bescrunchied cheerleader of your naughtiest dreams.<br>
BY SETH KELLY<br>
66 Icon: Cheech and Chong<br>
The still-smokin' kings of pot comedy are reunited, back ontour, and opining on
every thing from Obama to nirvana.<br>
BY MATT DIEHL<br>
68 The 2009 Sex Survey<br>
We posed all the inappropriate questions you were afraid to ask, and more than
2,000 women dished about one-night stands, favorite positions, porn, and much
more! The rest is up to you.<br>
72 Love and Death in Iraq<br>
Soldier Kamisha Block's deathwas blamed on friendlyfire. Probes of an army cover-up
and a jealous lover told a different story. An exclusive investigation.<br>
BY PETER WILKINSON<br>
78 Drop Dead Gorgeous<br>
Willa Ford and Julianna Guill, scream queens of the new Friday the 13th splatterfest,
paint OUT pages red.<br>
BY STINSON CARTER<br>
<b>DEPARTMENTS</b><br>
16 Letters<br>
Our mailbox was smashed by joyriding teens, butwe salvaged enough missives to
reflect your praise and put-downs!<br>
18 Incoming<br>
The Masturbating Bear's farewell to New York, the Zen of the Zamboni, and why
we hate bathroom attendants.<br>
29 Rated<br>
Watchmen director Zack Snyder gets geeky, Johnny Knoxville gets reflective, and
the Decemberists get loud.<br>
39 Stuff<br>
Ducati's hot new naked street bike, the baddest basketball kicks, and one man's
obsession with Star Wars action figures.<br>
44 Columns<br>
Maxim saves sports! From legalizing steroids to imposing an &quot;asshole tax,&quot;
we solve all ball-related problems.<br>
83 Expert<br>
Irish eyes are crying with joy about our guide to surviving St. Patrick's Day.
And muscles are sore from our skiworkout!<br>
90 Style<br>
Smooth-dressing Scots Franz Ferdinand suit up and spout off about their club-shaking
new album, Tonight, and being Kanye's favorite rock band.<br>
100 The Decider<br>
This boot-camp edition of the Decider asks all you worthless maggots: What's your
major malfunction, numbnuts?