<b>FEATURES</b><br>
62 Audrina Patridge<br>
If you thought a Hills marathon was terrifying, wait'll you see Audrina's slasher
flick, Sorority Row. Get your eyeballs ready for action with this scarily sexy
shoot. By Ruth Hilton<br>
70 Seth MacFarlane Does It His Way<br>
A sit-down with Family Guy's freaky father.<br>
By Neal Pollack<br>
76 Icon: Woody Harrelson<br>
We pick the brains of Zombieland's vegan star.<br>
By Gavin Edwards<br>
78 The 13 Most Unintentionally Scary Movie Scenes of All Time<br>
Celluloid and cellulite are a dangerous mix.<br>
80 Hot Blooded<br>
The Vampire Diaries' Kayla Ewell gets our blood pumping.<br>
By Jesse Will<br>
84 Become a Professional Wino!<br>
Your snob-free guide to vino. Bottoms up!<br>
90 Hero Worship<br>
Meet Oawn Olivieri, Heroes' supersexy new star!<br>
By Dan Bova<br>
92 "Erase This Story, or We'll Erase You"<br>
Inside the Japanese mob.<br>
By Jake Adelstein<br>
<b>DEPARTMENTS</b><br>
12 Letters<br>
Your complaints and congrats. Gosh, you people really like using the word hate,
don't you? Plus, we open ye olde Maxime mailbag!<br>
17 Circus Maximus<br>
Celebrate summer's end with two pages of bikini-clad celebs, learn how to rent
out your pad for porn, and a slammin' bartender gives saucy dating advice.<br>
35 Rated<br>
Aged rockers Anvil are collecting DVD royalties and Social Security checks, Dexter
star Michael C. Hall reflects on death, and so do we with our preview of Megan
Fox's new flick, Jennifer's Body. It'll scare the pants off ya!<br>
49 Stuff<br>
We kick around Nike's latest performance enhancing soccer ball, then floor Mercedes'
ultimate supercar in Germany. Rather just sit around? Check out the latest high-def
TVs.<br>
56 Columns<br>
Tips for picking up your waitress crush, and we examine the prescription drug
craze on America's campuses. Oh, today's youth!<br>
98 Style<br>
Channel fall's go-to looks as seen on TV's top actors (like Gossip Girl's Penn
Badgley and Aziz Ansari from Parks and Recreation). Never look like a schlub again!<br>
118 The Decider<br>
Don't blow another year dressed as Pocahontas—let us pick your sartorially
scary costume this Halloween!
Title: Maxim # 142, October 2009
Series: Maxim
Item Number: MAXIM142
Good magazine and quick service.