Maxim # 168, December 2011

<b>FEATURES</b><br>
48 KELLYMANIA<br>
WWE DIVA KELLY KELLY GETS OUR HEARTS IN A HEADLOCK! by STEPHANIE RADVAN<br>
52 THE RAMBO OF THE NFL<br>
PRO BOWLER JARED ALLEN GETS YOU VIKING STRONG&#8212;WITHOUT THE GYM. by MARIA
FONTOURA<br>
60 PERFECT 10<br>
Say hello to your Hometown Hotties finalists.<br> 62 GROUPON&#39;S FUNNY BUSINESS<br> Meet the clowns in charge of the $10 billion site. by NICOLE FREHSEE<br> 66 DREAM GIRL<br> Hannah Simone is the other beautiful, brainy New Girl. by SETH PORGES<br> 70 ICON: CHRIS MARTIN<br> Cold play&#39;s singer once punched a desk. He&#39;s tough! by JOE LEVY<br> 72 KNUCKLE UP!<br> Inside Miami&#39;s brutal backyard fight league. by DAVY ROTHBART<br>
78 IN THE MOOD FOR LOVE<br>
Leilani Dowding heats up Tough Love: Miami by STEPHANIE RADVAN<br>
80 THE COUCH-MA SUTRA<br>
Fourteen ways make your ass feel good! by DAN BOVA<br>
82 IT&#39;S A BIRD! IT&#39;S A PLANE! IT&#39;S SUPER SHAQ!<br>
We give the NBA retiree $848. by DAN BOVA<br>
<b>DEPARTMENTS</b><br>
14 LETTERS<br>
Poetry poured in for Yvonne Strahovski, and we get schooled by a lesbian.<br>
19 CIRCUS MAXIMUS<br>
Warm up with winter . cocktails, chop down your own Christmas tree, and meet our newest office assistant.<br>
37 RATED<br>
The Muppets get nasty! Plus: boxes full of rock, and we get the inside scoop on Mission: Impossible&#8212;Ghost Protocol.<br>
45 COLUMNS<br>
Give your girl what she really wants this Christmas&#8212;in the bedroom. As far as actual gifts go, you&#39;re on your own.<br>
88 24 HOURS TO LIVE<br>
Celebrity chef and The Layover star Anthony Bourdain dishes on his final meal.