Maxim # 170, February 2012

<b> Features</b><br>46 KATRINA BOWDEN<br>
30 ROCK&#39;S BOMBSHELL ASSISTANT TAKES CHARGE. by DAVID SWANSON<br>
54 ARMISEN OF ONE<br> Fred Armisen blows $848 on crack...pie! by PATRICK CARONE<br> 58 YOUR PARENTS&#39; BASEMENT<br> How to survive moving back home. by RANDY WALKER<br>
60 CALIFORNIA DREAM<br>
Camilla Luddington heats up Californication. by STEPHAIM RADVAN<br>
62 THE SKY IS ON FIRE!<br>
And other apocalyptic weather. by SETH POROES<br>
66 ICON: DANNY MCBRIDE<br>
Mullets, baseball, and breast milk&#8212;oh, my! by NICK LEPTLEY<br>
58 EMPLOYEE OF THE YEAR<br>
Dawn Olivieri breaks office dress code on House of Lies. by JESSE BRUICNIAN<br>
72 TOUGH MUDDER KICKS OUR ASS!<br>
You dared us to run the most miserable obstacle course ever. Now we hate you.
by DAN BOVA<br>
78 RED-HOT RED CARPET<br>
See the ladies who make the pre-show the main show.<br>
80 THE LEGEND OF DORITOS<br>
How one chip crunched the competition. by GAVIN EDWARDS<br>
76 MOVIE MASCOTS<br>
WHY HIRE HYPED-UP HOLLYWOOD ACTORS FOR YOUR FILM WHEN EQUALLY ENTERTAINING, CUDDLIER
SPORTS MASCOTS CAN DO THE JOB JUST AS WELL? (THAT IS, IF RYAN GOSLING IS UNAVAILABLE.)
by NICK WILEY<br>
<b>Dept.</b><br>
6 LETTERS<br>
Readers tell us how much we screwed up. We wonder why they&#39;re so surprised.<br>
13 CIRCUS MAXIMUS<br>
Classic movies as cartoons, gang signs vs. shadow puppets, Jennifer Aniston&#39;s
beardy pen pal, and other weirdness.<br>
32 HOT SAUCE<br>
Learn all about our goodwill mission to beautify America, and get to know our
latex-clad intern coordinator.<br>
39 STUFF<br>
Check out some retro kicks and catch Bieber Fever (or just a nasty rash) while
testing camping equipment on a mom-heavy ticket line.<br>
84 STYLE<br>
Trash that Christmas sweater and upgrade your wardrobe with these duds (whatever
the hell &quot;duds&quot; are).