Maxim # 181, March 2013

PIN-UPS<br>
The sexiest sitcom star in the world, Happy Endings\&#39; Elisha Cuthbert, burns our
retinas with sexitude; Die Hard\&#39;s Anne V explodes our heads with hotness; Real
Housewife Joanna Krupa has us packing our bags for Miami.<br>
37 &quot;Everyone always asks who my celebrity crush is, so...I just say Oprah.&quot;<br>
12 Circus Maximus<br>
Die Hard\&#39;s best blow jobs, Banshee beauty Lili Simmons, and liquids you definitely
don\&#39;t want to put in your mouth. Plus: We reach out to the great beyond<br>
to chat with Michael Jackson\&#39;s ghost!<br>
22 How To<br>
Get schooled by Dominic Monaghan on surviving a rainforest (scary!), the Knicks\&#39;
Steve Novak on nailing threes (swishy!), and a hot chick on how to make a soccer
ball out of a condom (protection-y!).<br>
30 Stuff<br>
After you plug into the BMW\&#39;s new hybrid supercar and take a gander at a woman
with a tool, study up on the sleekest new gadgets and pop a wheelie on Ducati\&#39;s
latest on- or off-road speed machine.<br>
Style<br>
Always dapper San Antonio Spurs stud Tony Parker shows us the finer points of
dressing like a boss on the court or at the club. Plus, the best watches, kicks,
jackets, and more!<br>
54 Features<br>
Meet the most powerful nerds in the universe, the toughest soldiers in America,
the stupidest ER patients ever, and the always dirty Joan Rivers. Plus, a Maxim
editor becomes Guy Fieri\&#39;s bitch!<br>
74 Hot Sauce<br>
Hometown Hotties finalist Justine answers your goofiest queries, and our new cleaning
lady mops up your dirty thoughts. And most important, how to make your one-night
stand hungry for seconds.<br>
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