Maxim Canada # 53, May 2002

<b>FEATURES</b><br>
100 WE WANT ANSWERS!<br>
MOBY<br>
Melville&#39;s whale of an artist spouts off on vegans, penis puns, and the worst pickup lines ever.<br>
104 COVER GIRL<br>
HU&#39;S THAT GIRL<br>
Kelly Hu, star of this month&#39;s thriller The Scorpion King, is more than just a black-belt Hawaiian hottie. She&#39;s also a Spam junkie, a comedian, and a self-described &quot;dork with a good body.&quot;Wanna see her prove it?<br>
114 STAR WARS EXCLUSIVE:<br>
TALES FROM THE DARK SIDE<br>
George Lucas and the cast of Star Wars: Episode II&#8212;Attack of the Clones
reveal what it took to get Jar Jar banished to a galaxy far, far away, what Natalie Portman&#39;s really like, and more.<br>
124 SUMMER FLICKS<br>
THE FRIGGIN&#39; BIG PICTURE SHOW<br>
Scooby-Doo, Austin Powers 3, Mr. Deeds. We break down the hottest summer blockbusters and bust on all the box office busts. Say that five times fast.<br>
132 SHE CALLS HERSELF LIL&#39;<br>
LIL&#39; KIM<br>
Lil&#39;Kim loves the sound of camera shutters, and we love the sound of clothes hitting the floor. Come see us make beautiful music together.<br>
140 BOMBS AWAY<br>
IN SHALLOW WATER<br>
The true story of the Nazi sub that attacked the United States.An exclusive Maxim investigation.<br>
152 LOVE SHACKS<br>
CHICKPROOF YOUR PAD<br>
Who the heck knows what women want these days? Women, you dumb-ass. We show you
what your kickin&#39; crib is unintentionally telling your targets...uh, dates.<br>
158 VEGAS, BABY!<br>
COUNTDOWN TO FIGHT NIGHT<br>
We deflower Sin City! Maxim&#39;s barely legal bash in Vegas is laid bare for all to see. Tara Reid doin&#39;the butt, naked chicks taking over the pool, Scooby Snacks for everyone. Don&#39;t miss it.<br>
166 APRIL IN MAY<br>
O&#39; MERCY!<br>
April O&#39;Brien is more than just a fashion model. She&#39;s a 5&#39;8&quot; blonde model...for all that&#39;s right in the world.<br>
<b>REGULARS</b><br>
26 LETTERS<br>
The people have spoken! You want mullets, figure skating, and sexy girls. OK,
but just this once.<br>
34 JOKES<br>
Not your girth, but any other joke may net you $150.<br>
36 CIRCUS MAXIMUS<br>
Time release handcuffs, toilet fishing, and dumb insurance policies. Plus: J.J.
vs. J.J.<br>
48 GIRL, INTERCEPTED<br>
KIDNAP CUTIE<br>
Heather Wahlquist, best known as Denzel Washington&#39;s hostage in John Q, is poised to be the next white-hot starlet. Who cares if she&#39;s not really blonde? Everything else is real&#8212;as in real nice.<br>
58 HOW TO<br>
Steal home, get into any nightclub, pretend you&#39;re twins, and write a hit song (with or without Britney).<br>
66 SAYS HER<br>
SPOT A ONE-NIGHT WONDER<br>
Some girls just want to have sex: no strings attached, no brunch, no phone calls
the next day. Interested?<br>
70 SPORTS<br>
DARK HORSE<br>
What&#39;s that stench at the horse track? Corruption. In fact, you&#39;ve got some on
your shoe.<br>
76 WHAT&#39;S UP, DOC?<br>
ASK DR. MAXIM<br>
The world&#39;s sexiest M.D.talks green snot, oral sex, and pain&#8212;good ol&#39;-fashioned
pain.<br>
80 THE EDGE<br>
GIMME SHELTER<br>
Ready for the grab-ankle game that is buying a house? Find the perfect pad without the price.<br>
86 HOT ZONE<br>
Elvis Costello, Neil Young, the Goo Goo Dolls, and the Jon Spencer Blues Explosion&#8212;what
else do you need to know?<br>
175 MAXIMWEAR<br>
Evil threads for any occasion and sandals that will send your feet straight to
heaven.<br>
189 TOP GEAR<br>
All the world&#39;s greatest gadgets in one place, some of them so cool we just had to take &#39;em home. Better luck next month. J!<br>
198 WINE &amp; DINE!<br>
ROAST CHICKEN<br>
Our kooky cook serves up the best roast chicken recipe ever. Plus: the truth behind famous liquor heads like Johnnie Walker, Jose Cuervo,Jack Daniel, Jim Beam, and more...<br>
208 BAR EXAM<br>
Hey, stupid! (Find out if were talking to you.)