Maxim Canada # 67, July 2003

FEATURES
92 WE WANT ANSWERS!
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGETC., ETC.
Who's twice your age but could still break you over his knee like a fine Indian cigarillo? Ah-nold, of course! Stop whining—the uberfella is back in T3.
96 COVER GIRLS
CHARLIE'S ANGELS
Who's hot, sexy, and drooled all over? The women of Charlie's Angels. Lucy Liu, Cameron Diaz, and Drew Barrymore give Maxim the exclusive on their next ass-kicking adventure.
128 DISGUISE CRAZY!
HOW TO FIT IN ANYWHERE
Stuck at a Syrian parliament meeting wearing your I LOVE ISRAEL T-shirt? We pick five sticky social situations and give you the 411 on melting mercifully into the crowd.
132 TARGET PRACTICE
THE BEST DAMN PICKUP GUIDE EVER!
You know how to get liquor up front. But how do you get to poker in the rear? Here's everything you need to score the bar belle of your dreams.
140 THE CRIMINAL MIND
PROFILE OF A CAT BURGLAR
With his infamous Dinner Set Gang, Walter Shaw raided wealthy Florida homes to the tune of S70 million.Thirty years later, the ultimate jewel thief spills his secrets.
146 RATED AHHHRR!
BOOTY CALL
Thought Treasure Island was just make-believe? Ye have another think comin' to ye, matey. Untold billions in unrecovered bullion are scattered across the ocean floor all over the globe. Here's how to scoop it up.
REGULARS
16 READERS' LETTERS
ARMED FORCES SPECIAL!
Mail call! This month's entries are all postmarked BAGHDAD: NEWEST HOME OF THE WHOPPER!
22 JOKES
Laughter is the best medicine. Except for Vicodin, which seriously rocks.
26 CIRCUS MAXIMUS
Before you blow off your thumbs with fireworks, read our nation's history and take Hiroki's citizenship test.
32 MODEL CITIZENS
KIM AND MISTY ORMISTON
These identically smokin' sisters leap from fashion to film as Siamese twins in the indie yukfest The Last Request.
46 HOW TO
Hang 10, build a bomb shelter, speak to the dead, stay up all night, and stay"up" all night.
SPORTS
54 THE SULTANS OF HEAT
Eleven green-diamond legends throw us the heat on Pete Rose,juiced balls, and striking out entire MLB rosters. Back up, Piazza—these guys mean business.
60 ASK DR. MAXIM
Got bumps on your weenie, hair in your bumps, and gray in your hair? You've got problems; Dr. Maxim's got solutions. Plus: ten freaky bugs to watch out for as you travel this summer.
66 I WAS THERE
GREAT WHITE INFERNO
An innocent night out turned into a blazing tragedy. Chris Nowicki survived to tell us about it.
72 HOT ZONE
Jerry Bruckheimer picks his six favorite scenes...from his own movies. Plus, the Hulk makes us green with envy. You wouldn't like us envious.
84 HAVE YOU SEEN THIS GIRL?
WINDOW DRESSING
You know darn well you've see this girl. Forme Penthouse Pet Alexus Winston has stepped into cover some party hot spots that Wild On's Cindy Taylor can't hit.
155 MAXIM FASHION
Snag Arnold's T3 shades, and beachwear for all occasions...that take place on a beach.
173 TOP GEAR
Check out the latest spy gear technology has to offer. Plus: some four-in-one digital doohickey that does everything but you.
180 BAR EXAM
Features editor James Heidenry doesn't want you to fix his problem. He just wants to vent.