Maxim Canada # 104, August 2006

FEATURES
116 ELSA-PATAKY Snakes on a Plane features snakes, a plane, Samuel L. Jackson...and Elsa. The smokin' Spaniard talks about her American film debut and explains why tiny bikini bottoms are good for all of us.
114 RAINN WILSON The megatool on The Office is a valued wingman in My Super Ex-Girlfriend.
86 DIORA BAIRD Vince Vaughn finds her well-proportioned. We concur.
110 DRUG TEST We traveled to South America 11 to try Pablo Escobar's favorite soda.
94 VIKINGS CRUISE SCANDAL Take a look back at the boat ride the NFL wants to forget.
102 SUPERCARS The only thing better than a fast car is an even faster one.
REGULARS
26 CIRCUS Some Germans used lasers to make these fly glasses. What, no contacts?
125 UPGRADE Toshiba offers another reason for you to lose the eight-track.
131 FASHION Because a real man can always wear his hat indoors.
68 SPORTS Meet the men you don't want molding your children (unless you really hate the little bastards).
42 TOTAL HOTNESS Joanna Krupa has gone from a safe-sex PSA to our mag.
48 LOAFER We get the scoop Talladega Nights' Shake & Bake boys.
74 EXPERT Four top-of-the-line chefs want to teach you how to get the most out of your beef.
PLUS!
14 The Eye
See what your fellow Americans are saying (then hang your head in shame).
64 Ask Heidi
Ms. Fleiss tells why three-ways usually end with your wife leaving you forever.
148 Across the USA
Learn the shocking reason that explosives tend to make substandard paperweights.