Stuff # 5, December 1999/January 2000

<b>FEATURES</b><br>
82 Cover Girl Jaime Pressly<br>
TV's hottest new hard body hits the beach and anybody else foolish enough to get in her way.<br>
90 The World of Stupid<br>
Population (at least) one million and counting. Hilarious tales from the front
line of dumb.<br>
96 When Nature's a Mother<br>
Tornadoes, hurricanes, earthquakes, frogs, Dover sole and 15 other ways the weather
can spank your five-day forecast.<br>
104 Hu's the Boss<br>
Martial Law's Kelly Hu takes off her black belt for Stuff. Guess what happens
to her pants.<br>
110 The Hike from Hell<br>
Warren Macdonald was trapped under a boulder in a rising riverbed waiting for
something to happen: death or a miraculous rescue.<br>
116 Rule Any Bar<br>
Score free drinks. Spill out 100-proof pickup lines. Crack sidesplitting jokes.
Rack up big points at any bar game. Our potent cocktail of bar knowledge will
make you the Prince of Pubs.<br>
124 The A to Z of Kinky Sex<br>
From Altoids to Zippers&#8212;just follow our sexperts' advice to the letter and
you'll unleash the animal in your girlfriend.<br>
132 When Empires Attack<br>
Which is the greatest civilization of all time? Greeks, Romans, Vikings, Canadians
and others glove up for the war to end all wars.<br>
134 You're Rotten to the Core<br>
Our man flushes some things out of his system&#8212;like the metric ton of bacon
burgers he ate in high school.<br>
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<b>DEPARTMENTS</b><br>
18 Your Letters<br>
Input from the people who matter most&#8212;other than the advertisers.<br>
24 True Lies<br>
Guy walks into a Chinese take-out with a dead cat under his arm...<br>
28 Blitz!<br>
Meet Bond&#8212;Jane Bond. Plus, the beer-filled La-Z-Boy, the ghoultide Christmas
guide and Betty Rubble.<br>
52 Pop Culture<br>
Andy Kaufman: genius or gigantic nut job? Plus, America's shortest and sharpest
reviews of the new flicks, TV shows, games and tunes.<br>
70 Smart Bombs<br>
How to win matches and influence refs, plow like a porn star and explode monster
roaches.<br>
80 Greatest American Hero<br>
A 21-gun salute to a four-star hard-ass&#8212;General George S. Patton.<br>
174 Where to Buy<br>
The page that tells you where to get this month's great gear.<br>
176 Is She Really Goin' Out With Him?<br>
Mili Avital and David Schwimmer. How can they be friends?