Stuff # 11, October 2000

<b>FEATURES</b><br>
72 College Football 2000<br>
Heisman, Shmeisman! We present the trophies for the hottest cheerleaders, maddest
mascots, gnarliest rivalries, biggest felons and more for the new season.<br>
80 Cover Girl: Ali Landry<br>
She tumbled dry in the classic Doritos commercial&#8212;and like any savory treat,
you can't<br>
stop at just one. Come take an eight-page dip.<br>
88 The Sexiest TV Ads Ever<br>
Cindy, Alyssa, Farrah, Ali, Tyra, Brooke&#8212;they're all here. And this time
you get to last more than 30 seconds with them.<br>
92 &quot;Jack Frost Kicked My Ass!&quot;<br>
Three climbers fight frostbite on Mt. McKinley&#8212;then fall off a cliff.<br>
98 Comedy Crash Course<br>
Bust guts with tactics on how to top any joke, humiliate any heckler and dis any
dope.<br>
106 Simona and the Giant Lobsters<br>
Ubermodel Simona Krainova strips down and takes on the (boiled) red menace.<br>
114 Morons at 33,000 Ft.<br>
There's a world of stupid in the air, thanks to idiots onboard your plane&#8212;
including the pilots.<br>
120 The Urban Penguin<br>
Sure, a penguin can dress formal. But what happens on casual Fridays? We investigate.<br>
122 &quot;Am I a Sex Fiend?&quot;<br>
Our sexperts tackle the questions that modesty, communal disgust or court orders
keep you from asking.<br>
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<b>DEPARTMENTS</b><br>
20 Letters<br>
We insult you, then give you gifts. Kinda like your parents, huh?<br>
26 True Lies<br>
&quot;So my pal hurls out the car, and it splatters all over this cop...&quot;<br>
28 Blitz!<br>
Ted Nugent's dating advice. a machine-gun festival, Kelsey Grammer in a bra, humping
turkey decoys and other picture postcards.<br>
52 Hype!<br>
The babes of fall TV, Kottonmouth Kings, Green Day and the greatest new movies,
CDs and video games.<br>
66 Our Hero: Bob Ross<br>
The TV painter made happy little clouds out of us all.<br>
68 The Powder Room<br>
The most hit-upon women on the planet&#8212;female bartenders&#8212;talk trash
about your pickup technique.<br>
158 Smart Bombs<br>
How to hypnotize a lady, play at the Playboy Mansion, understand LSD and talk
like a cop&#8212;all on the same night.<br>
168 You Go, Girl!<br>
Kate Hudson&#8212;she's grrreeaaat!