Stuff # 15, February 2001

<b>FEATURES</b><br>
64 This Will Hurt a Bit<br>
The most extreme types of pain in the universe, from purple nurples to PBS: Our
complete guide to agony will leave you in ecstasy.<br>
70 Test Your Sex IQ<br>
Sharpen your favorite pencil, grab a nearby member of the opposite sex and take
our sex quiz. It's the one time she'll beg you to cheat.<br>
80 Stuff Goes to War<br>
Imagine a world without war: We wouldn't have booming industries, interstate highways,
cool gadgets, awesome movies or SPAM. Stuff takes up arms against the doves.<br>
88 Fast Times with Kimberly<br>
The latest daredevil stunt from Kimberly Pressler, host of MTV's Senseless Acts
of Video: sitting down to answer Stuff's questions.<br>
92 No, Fido! Noooooooo!<br>
They're in your home, and they're a! the end of their leashes. Read the shocking
stories of cute animals gone bad&#8212;very bad.<br>
98 Bungle in the Jungle<br>
Our intrepid reporter heads into the heart of darkness to hunt down Sheena, Queen
of the Jungle...arid discovers that it's all just a TV shoes. We blow the lid
off this scam. We're thinking Pulitzer, minimum.<br>
104 &quot;I Drank My Own Piss!&quot;<br>
A hiker gets trapped in a canyon for eight days with almost no water&#8212; and
you get to read about it from the comfort of your Barcalounger!<br>
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<b>DEPARTMENTS</b><br>
14 letters<br>
Once more, you help us fill pages<br>
16 True Lies<br>
&quot;Uncle Fred was doing his weird ett trick when he sneezed...&quot;<br>
18 Blitz!<br>
Marauding Chinese ducks, Tawny Kitaen, Andy Dick with a Hummer. Pinky the pig
and other celebrities not featured in Modern Ferret.<br>
36 Hype!<br>
Marilyn Manson, the world's nastiest band and cannibal cuisire. lovingly garnished
with reviews a' new CDs, movies and games.<br>
52 Great American Hero: Super Dave Osborne<br>
In praise of the daredevil who maw Evil Knievel look sane.<br>
54 The Powder Room<br>
Five girls named Shirley Chickenpants discuss bedroom bloopers. (It'll make sense
later.)<br>
136 Smart Bombs<br>
Learn how to pull a sick day, talk like a Scientologist and spot hermaphrodites.
Who loves ya?<br>
141 Where to Buy<br>
One way to fill the void in your life<br>
148 Our Valentine's Gift to You<br>
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<b>INSTANT COOL</b><br>
112 Fashion Flash<br>
Shoes, hats and holsters galore.<br>
116 Fine China<br>
Hot models in dim sum duds.<br>
124 Nooligan Couture<br>
Vinnie Jones gets jiggy.<br>
130 Cold Stuff<br>
Extreme winter gear that will give you the chills.<br>
131 Headphones<br>
Sound so good, it's like hearing it live. Except it's not.<br>
132 Booze<br>
Irish whiskey for the soul.<br>
133 Fast Stuff<br>
Speedy boards, skis and more.<br>
134 Bikes: Aprilia Falco<br>
A tasty Italian import.