Stuff # 17, April 2001

<b>FEATURES</b><br>
16 50 Unsung Albums<br>
Albums you won't find on any self-important VH1. or Rolling Stone roundup. Buy
one today and the proceeds will be used to help a former rock star feed his crack
habit.<br>
82 Cover Girls: A Hot Date with Destiny<br>
The sexiest trio on earth agrees to go out with us, provided we get them home
by 12...noon.<br>
88 Michal the Magnificent<br>
Her name comes from the Bible. But that's the only thing holy about her.<br>
92 Fine Crystal<br>
Crystal Sierra: The hottest thing in Latin since e pluribus unum.<br>
98 Chicks with Hot Licks<br>
Christina, Jessica, Aaliyah Haughton and l.Lo&#8212;behind the clothing.<br>
102 Can This Man Save The Blues?<br>
He once killed a man with a gun. Now armed only with a guitar, R.L. Burnside gives new life to the blues.<br>
108 Mercenaries Among Us<br>
Give a guy a weapon and cash, and what do you get? Your neighbor, if you're not
too lucky.<br>
114 Plug In, Get Off<br>
Robot sex will short your circuits and put circuits in your shorts.<br>
122 Vacation Sex<br>
Thirteen-thousand readers tell you where to get it&#8212;all while earning sky
miles.<br>
130 The Worst Decisions Ever<br>
Our salute to New Coke t,!f and other strolls down the dark path of stupidity.
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<b>DEPARTMENTS</b><br>
22 Letters<br>
Our literacy campaign continues.<br>
26 True Lies<br>
&quot;He put the tie back in place, picked up a stapler and banked five staples
right into his chest....&quot; And four other heartwarming tales.<br>
28 Blitz!<br>
Adult diapers tested. Bigfoot's butt exposed. The babe from The Deep dredged up.
Ted Nugent's inner chilc hunted. Dido diddled. Film at 11<br>
50 Hype!<br>
Revealed: the source of all the scary music in the world! Plus: creepy tribute
bands, battling Playboy Bunnies and reviews of new movies, CDs and games<br>
70 Greatest American Hero: Iggy Pop<br>
A former junkie with a lust for life&#8212; or just the freakiest guy to go by
the name Grandpa? You decide.<br>
72 Powder Room<br>
Extreme bedroom maneuvers. Nipple clamps sold separately.<br>
137 Instant Cool<br>
Motorcycles, wine and recliners: Take them one at a time.<br>
166 Smart Bombs<br>
Talk like a pimp, make alligator shoes and learn about Chee-tos.<br>
174 Where to Buy<br>
Easy to use...No nails, no glue, no hassle.<br>
176 The Helpful Pineapple