Stuff # 18, May 2001

<b>FEATURES</b><br>
68 Cover: Marisa Coughlan<br>
The actress withstands our barrage of questions about sex, cops, Velcro, catfights
and ripping off Tom Green's clothes. You'll like the photos. Of her, not Green.
God, no.<br>
74 Murder! Drugs! Hay!<br>
Go behind the Kentucky Derby and what do you find? A bunch of , spoiled, rich,
unsavory characters i popping pills and breaking laws. And that's just the horses.
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78 You Can't Read This Story<br>
Why? Because you won't be able to peel your eyes off the photos of bouncing Czech
Petra Nemcova.<br>
84 Psycho Therapists!<br>
That guy your girlfriend pays 75 bucks an hour to listen to her gripes may be
as stable as a Jell-0 fruit mold. Which isn't very stable.<br>
90 Banged and Bruised<br>
Dangerous sex. Painful sex. Bone- breaking, testicle-ripping, penis- popping sex.
Enjoy these true tales.<br>
96 Candid Ram<br>
&quot;There's something wrong with the lettuce!&quot; and other phrases to get
you fired from a fast-food job, courtesy of actress Kam Heskin.<br>
102 The Best Hump<br>
We played darts with Engelbert Humperdinck and found out why women hurl their
underwear at him (and what he does with it later).<br>
109 Stuff Cool<br>
Wanna be cool? Take these tips, No? Fine, be that way.<br>
116 &quot;Take My leg&#8212;Please!&quot;<br>
The poignant story of a man with a healthy limb and the shady sex-change doc who
cut it off.<br>
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<b>DEPARTMENTS</b><br>
14 Letters<br>
Just the ones that didn't explode.<br>
18 True Lies<br>
A vanishing drunk, an extra tooth, a missing shoe, porn at Radi6Shack and other
crap you sent us.<br>
20 Blitz!<br>
Retard wrestling, Prince's protegees, an old woman's nipple prints, Lenny Kravitz's
twisted body jewelry, Elvis as a blonde and, uh, more.<br>
40 Hype!<br>
Pearl Jam's roots, Frank Black's return, Gorillaz in our midst and driving tips
straight from Hollywood<br>
back lots. Plus reviews of CDs, movies and games and secret references to forgotten
icon Willie Aames.<br>
58 Greatest American Hero: Billy Martin<br>
The legendary Yankee's greatest hits were off the field.<br>
62 Powder Room<br>
Four women who will worship at your feet&#8212;literally.<br>
123 Instant Cool 154 Smart Bombs<br>
Translate a prison tattoo, pick a lock and operate a flamethrower.<br>
162 Where to Buy<br>
Our No.1 suggestion: at a store.<br>
164 Clown Wisdom