Stuff # 21, August 2001

<b>FEATURES</b><br>
74 Cover Girl: Willa Ford<br>
She has a hot new CD and an even hotter MTV video. But we can't bring you her
music in our pages. So you'll have to settle for pictures of her in a bikini.<br>
82 The Godfather of Punk<br>
Iggy Pop reveals the secret to a happy, healthy life: "Soft, puffy clouds."<br>
90 Sack the Mall<br>
Stale fries at the food court? Time for medieval weapons of mass destruction.
You provide the flaming cow corpses.<br>
94 Amazon.Bombshell<br>
Brazilian model luliane told our reporter all kinds of sexy, scintillating things,
but his drool destroyed the tape recorder.<br>
100 Vengeance Is Yours<br>
Revenge is a dish best served cold. And it doesn't get any colder than our guide
to devious, dastardly pranks.<br>
108 World's Best Snoregasms!<br>
Who needs fancy motions, lotions and Tantric notions? It's time to put the missionary
position back on top!<br>
116 Masters of Disaster<br>
When Mother Nature gets PMS, who you gonna call? Not 911—your local officials
aren't prepared. Learn your fate here.<br>
124 Puerto Rican for "Kick Ass"<br>
Rush Hour 2 star Roselyn Sanchez provides some black-belt action. She's, like,
pretty and smart, too.<br>
130 He's One Time a lady<br>
David King is a man turned woman turned man. So what's it like to lose your penis?
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<b>DEPARTMENTS</b><br>
22 Dear Stuff<br>
Last look at Jaime Pressly!<br>
26 True Lies<br>
Scheming senior citizens and other tales of misadventure'<br>
28 Blitz!<br>
Toilet-paper holsters, Pamela Sue Martin, American Pie 2 and a penis tree. And
that's just the first page.<br>
48 Hype!<br>
Why don't rock stars smile? Why are brash young cops more likely to die in movies?
Why do we like the new Beta Band CD? My, aren't you nosy.<br>
68 Greatest American Hero<br>
We pick Booger from Revenge of the Nerds. Then we smear him under the car seat.
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70 The Sex Spy<br>
Four gals reveal their dirty fantasies.<br>
137 Instant Cool<br>
High-proof booze, survival gear for mean streets, power tools with lasers, and
lots of prosthetics.<br>
166 Smart Bombs<br>
Explained once and for all: cloning, Pop Tarts, breast implants and the proper
way to eat a car.<br>
175 Where to Buy<br>
And when to buy? Now!<br>
176 Clown Woes