Stuff # 22, September 2001

<b>FEATURES</b><br>
74 J.Lo Shots<br>
Jennifer Lopez is a triple threat: She can sing, she can act and she can singe
your synapses with a flash of her flesh. We've got the photos to prove it. Plus,
an interview, too!<br>
90 The Philosophy First-Aid Kit<br>
Slather some ointment on your festering soul as smart dead guys in togas help
you grapple with mortality, injustice, failure and your receding hairline.<br>
96 Find Anyone&#8212;Or Lose Yourself<br>
That friend who owes you lunch? Track him down with tips from a professional manhunter.
Then learn how to disappear with advice from a former fugitive.<br>
106 Never Meet Her Parents<br>
Learn the ancient art of relationship self- defense, thanks to our black-belt
course on how to toss aside nasty obligations.<br>
114 Itching for Justice<br>
Our reporter gets bitten by the Tick, aka Patrick Warburton, and joins the former
Seinfeld star on a quest for ice cream and vengeance.<br>
120 Amazing Things<br>
Deadly dragons! The Million-Volt Man! Ye gods! I'm as Snorkels! Spoons! And hard
as a rock other miracles of the modern world. Stand over a pillow: Your jaw's
about to drop.<br>
128 Bahama-rama<br>
Two women. Two tiny bikinis. One beach. Eight pages of big photos. Who loves you?
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<b>DEPARTMENTS</b><br>
24 Dear Stuff<br>
Let the healing begin.<br>
28 True Lies<br>
&quot;When I hung up the phone, I realized that I had left a stack hard-core porno
mags in the back of my closet....&quot;<br>
30 Blitz!<br>
Tennis pro or porn star? Plus: the WNBA, Justine Bateman, horny peacocks and the
Brain Bank, where you lose interest after you make a deposit.<br>
52 Hype!<br>
Box-office bombs, Killer Klowns, real-life action heroes and the Crystal Method.
Plus a little thing we like to call &quot;etc.&quot;<br>
72 Greatest American Hero<br>
Who combines speed, barbiturates, violence, jail time and a boy named Sue? Yes,
it's the Johnny Cash story!<br>
141 Instant Cool<br>
Tailgating: A lost art or the sport of beer- addled rednecks? Both! Plus a new
BMW. Remember, drinking and driving don't mix. Passengers: Drink up!<br>
184 The Sex Spy<br>
Four women reveal how you can find their real &quot;Geeeee!&quot; spots. Hint:
There are two of them. And they rhyme with knipples.<br>
192 Smart Bombs<br>
Monkey-sex ed, Tang, bartender pickup tips and what happens when you get shot,
apart from the heartbreak of stubborn laundry stains.<br>
202 Where to Buy<br>
Don't wander aimlessly<br>
204 E-mail Origins<br>
It's funnier than you'd think. ;-)