Stuff # 25, December 2001

<b>FEATURES</b><br>
51 Gargantuan Gift Guide<br>
Prepare to hit the mall like a commando sent in to rescue cool gear and gadgets.<br>
66 Cover Story: Witchy Woman<br>
Our readers' favorite, Alyssa Milano, is back to charm the pants right off you.
Unless you have button-fly jeans.<br>
76 &quot;Officer, Have You Seen My Shorts?&quot;<br>
A travel guide to the world's best parties.<br>
86 What Women Want<br>
More than 1,000 women took our poll&#8212; every inch of it. Then they begged
us to tell you how to satisfy them every time.<br>
94 Aid from Our Allies<br>
Britain has rallied round us by sending Kate Groombridge to our shores. And
our photos are just the kind of thing to drive Osama bin Laden mad&#8212;with
passion!<br>
100 Night of the Leper<br>
Our editor-in-chief went barhopping with a real leper&#8212;and came away with
more than just dating tips.<br>
106 Killer Babes<br>
Your first date may be your last with these io women on death row. Get 'em before
they're hot.<br>
112 King of the Cranks<br>
George Carlin explains why everything sucks&#8212;except puppies.<br>
118 Too Hot to Burn<br>
Buffy's Amber Benson casts her spell. Now you're irresistibly drawn to page
118.<br>
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<b>FEATURES</b><br>
12 Dear Stuff<br>
Get published here for just 34 cents!<br>
20 True Lies<br>
Grandpa's big penis, the neighbor's bikini and the patient's prosthetic weapdn:
Yup, it's just like Readers Digest.<br>
22 Blitz!<br>
We fail to graduate from porn school (actually, we pulled out at the last minute),
Chris !soak's best girl is our First Lady, the Wiz counts the cash on concussions
and<br>
a Backstreet Boy needs a back-end friend. Plus: hairy hares and same-sex sausage.<br>
32 Hype!<br>
Hobbits go shopping, Madonna's head is auctioned off, Emmet Otter kicks out
the jams, Rudolph spins a web of evil and a nine-year-old rates the new video-game
systems. Also, reviews and stuff.<br>
46 Greatest American Hero<br>
Boxing champ Leon Spinks put a hurt on...well, mostly himself.<br>
48 A Guy and His Stuff<br>
&quot;I love free shit,&quot; says Smash Mouth's Steve Harwell as he peels out
in his go-kart.<br>
141 Sex Spy<br>
Four women tell you how to break up and still get great sex. Plus: the Women
of 39th<br>
and Sixth, a virginal Women's Studies applicant and Babe of Yore Christie Brinkley.<br>
152 Smart Bombs<br>
How to ambush a killer,<br>
build night-vision goggles and talk like a Secret Service agent. Required reading
for the budding pacifist!<br>
162 Where to Buy<br>
Do your part to jump-start the economy.<br>
164 Where Stuff Comes From<br>
TV sets: Did you know that early models ran on steam?