Stuff # 28, March 2002

<b>FEATURES</b><br>
10 Cover Girl: Sheryl Crow<br>
She's released five CDs and sung with the likes of Kid Rock and Tony Bennett.
But now she's in Stuff We're so proud of her!<br>
18 &quot;Drop the Koala!&quot;<br>
Would you risk jail time to steal a fuzzy marsupial? A hedgehog? Toilet handles?
Behold the world's most ridiculous thefts.<br>
82 Weirdfella<br>
John Q star Ray Liotta sizes up Jennifer Love Hewitt, Melanie Griffith, Anne Heche
and Miss Piggy. Guess which one he says is &quot;going to be a great old broad.&quot;<br>
88 Hungering for a Hungarian<br>
Kata DobO talks about Rollerball and insensitive Americans. In that order!<br>
94 The Ultimate IQ Test<br>
Q: Are you stupid? Smart? Clever? A: All of the above. This quiz proves it.<br>
98 The Sexopedia<br>
For starters, the letter A, as in adultery, ass, alcohol, all-nude, al Qaeda and
Al Roker.<br>
104 This Is Going to Hurt<br>
Prepare to squirm as our reporter undergoes the ultimate medical exam.<br>
110 Porn Free<br>
After a career as a porn star, is life just one big anticlimax?<br>
116 Monica Makes the Grade<br>
Undeclared's Monica Keena thinks her breasts are perky. We agree.<br>
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<b>DEPARTMENTS</b><br>
22 Dear Stuff<br>
Not so much mail as blackmail.<br>
28 True Lies<br>
An undead corpse, an undying cat and a dangerous dildo. Beware the Ides of March.<br>
30 Blitz!<br>
Norman Mailer checks his sanity at the door, a penguin man molts, Kofi Annan visits
Sesame Street, and anal lube gets its long-overdue kudos.<br>
48 Hype!<br>
Korn's Jonathan Davis on illiteracy, The'Evil Dead on DVD and yet another porn
blooper. Also: crude drawings of leprechauns!<br>
62 Greatest American Hero<br>
Isaac Hayes is not only South Park's Chef&#8212; he's also the original soul man.
Plus, we hear he knows Jim J. Bullock!<br>
64 A Guy and His Stuff<br>
The contents of Shaq's shack, including his Ferraris and Backyard Wrestling videos.<br>
66 Lord of the Bar<br>
Jokes, pranks, bets and salted nuts.<br>
68 Ask the Professor<br>
Why is there braille on drive-through ATMs?<br>
123 Instant Cool<br>
Gadgets small enough to inhale, new motorcycles, game-room gear and the Hubble
Space Telescope.<br>
159 Sex Spy<br>
Shy women reveal how to get them into bed. Plus: Babe of Yore Bo Derek and our
first Women's Studies scholarship winner.<br>
110 Where to Buy<br>
Own everything in this issue for $38,773.<br>
172 The Conspiratorial Clown<br>
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<b>STUFF STYLE</b><br>
131 Fashion News<br>
Take one guess what this is about.<br>
138 Suit Suite<br>
Track suit vs. business suit&#8212;to the death!<br>
144 Denim-tabulousness<br>
A whole passel of jeans.<br>
146 Act Casual<br>
You need to relax&#8212;in these clothes.<br>
152 Spring Preview 2002<br>
Really macho pastels. Sort of.