Stuff # 31, June 2002

<b>FEATURES</b><br>
58 Cover Girl: Elisabeth Rohm<br>
We, the jury, find Law &amp; Order's Elisabeth Rohm sexy in the first degree.
Check out this compelling body of evidence. And more god-awful legal puns.<br>
66 The World's Most Expensive Stuff<br>
Three-hundred-dollar coffee, a $15,000 hooker...whoever said money can't buy
happiness is a moron. A sexy, crazy moron.<br>
72 Get Your B.S. in Bikinis<br>
Finally, a chance to go inside a swimsuit changing room without getting arrested!<br>
80 How to Look Stupid<br>
News flash: High-end fashion designers are totally wacky!<br>
82 Andy Richter Controls This Headline<br>
Did a bitter feud end Andy's tenure on Late Night with Conan O'Brien? Or is
this just a cheap gimmick to get you to read the story?<br>
86 Miami Nice<br>
What do the lovely songbirds of MSM have in common? A very large vat of baby
oil.<br>
94 Hell on Earth<br>
Take a roadtrip to the scariest spots on the planet. First stop: Richard Simmons'
house!<br>
100 Jorja Fox<br>
Go undercover with CST's hottest forensic scientist. It's not for the faint
of heart. Or for blind people.<br>
106 Dates from Hell<br>
Behaviorists reveal what makes chicks tick. Then they ask us to get off their
couch.<br>
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<b>DEPARTMENTS</b><br>
10 Dear Stuff<br>
Readers express their disappointment in us, and we ignore them. Per usual.<br>
18 True Lies<br>
A legless horse, a violent pool shark and<br>
a sperm-donating drug addict. But enough about our family.<br>
20 Filter<br>
Gay dolls, malformed ankles, George Clooney and cats so fat they'll inspire
you to skip dessert (they can be pretty filling).<br>
34 Hype!<br>
Rockers in surgical masks, Moby's new album and the truth behind M/B2.<br>
50 Greatest American Hero<br>
Marlon Brando led a generation of actors...to the buffet table! Hey-oh!<br>
52 A Guy and His Stuff<br>
B-ball superstar Chris Webber reveals what an insane salary gets you. No, it's
not herpes!<br>
54 Lord of the Bar<br>
Pranks for those who enjoy said pranks.<br>
56 Ask the Professor<br>
A cranky German explains that funny feeling in your pants...and more!<br>
117 Instant Cool<br>
Digital movie cameras, the Ford SVT Focus and buckets of scotch await you! And
will continue to wait until you get a job and are able to afford them.<br>
141 Sex Spy<br>
Put your lady on the express train to Orgasm Town. Plus: Kim Basinger and our
latest Women's Studies applicant.<br>
154 Where to Buy<br>
Food and shelter are so last year&#8212;homie needs gadgets!<br>
156 A Contagious Mouse<br>
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<b>STUFF STYLE</b><br>
125 Fashion News<br>
Not so much news as new clothes.<br>
130 Batter Up<br>
Cool varsity jackets. Dad will never question your athletic ability again!<br>
132 Flying High<br>
Look stylish, even upside down.<br>
138 Reek No More!<br>
Ten ways to smell good. No.ii, self- embalming, got nixed by our advertisers.