Stuff # 33, August 2002

<b>FEATURES</b><br>
66 Cover Girl: Carmen Electra<br>
The most gorgeous woman on the planet, wearing very little. Need we say more?
Yes? Then turn to page 66.<br>
78 Snack to the Future!<br>
Our man goes to Snaxpo, America's premier snack-food convention, and learns
what your robot maid will be feeding you in the future. Here's a hint: It's
crunchy!<br>
84 Death Rides the Tilt-A-Whirl<br>
Buckle up for a bumpy ride through the<br>
nation's deadliest amusement parks.<br>
86 Brooke Burns...Our Eyes!<br>
Red-hot Brooke Burns tells us about her show Dog Eat Dog (sadly, it's not about
a bunch of caged dogs fighting to the death) and her love life (happily, she's
single and likes the sex).<br>
94 The Man Without a Face<br>
Boy meets flesh-eating fungus, boy loses better part of his face. A true story,
with pictures.<br>
100 Parking-Space Cadets<br>
Dude, where's your car? If you're one of these nutty drivers, it's in the side
of a building!<br>
102 Kristina Anapau&#8212;Wow!<br>
She's in a movie about hydroplane racing, and she didn't wear a stitch of clothing
during her interview. Which is more exciting? You tell us.<br>
108 Christian Bale on Ice<br>
The dragon-slaying Reign of Fire star sets his sights on killing a chicken.
Dream big!<br>
112 Will Work for Sex<br>
The scandalous results of our sex-in-the-office survey. Statistics included!<br>
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<b>DEPARTMENTS</b><br>
16 Dear Stuff<br>
Readers spew hatred in our general direction. And love, too! But we get off
on the hate&#8212;it makes us feel worthless!<br>
24 True Lies<br>
A really dirty girl and soft drinks that taste like bodily fluids (or vice versa).<br>
26 Filter<br>
A lion adopts a hoofed homie, little boxers pack a punch, and we show you where
porn comes from (yes, from Santa).<br>
42 Hype!<br>
MIB2's Linda Kim talks about Tommy Lee Jones' crotch, we review the new album
from Linkin Park, and mass-murderer Mike Myers makes a triumphant return. Plus:
the sinister side of Haley Joel Osment.<br>
58 Greatest American Hero<br>
Lee Marvin led The Dirty Dozen to victory in Germany, and his liver to a whiskey
bar around the corner. And he probably never skipped breakfast!<br>
60 A Guy and His Stuff<br>
Race-car superstar Dale Earnhardt Jr. on drinking stupid amounts of beer and
purchasing vibrators for girlfriends.<br>
62 Lord of the Bar<br>
A joke, a bet, a prank and no tab.<br>
64 Ask the Professor<br>
What to do when you break all your bones: In short, die.<br>
121 Instant Cool<br>
Great grills, lovely Lamborghinis, wacky water sports and raunchy rum.<br>
149 Sex Spy<br>
Women discussing your most attractive body parts, Babe of Yore Daryl Hannah
and more nasty talk from the bathroom.<br>
158 Where to Buy<br>
Remember that tie we showed you? Buy it!<br>
160 An Extremely Creepy Clown<br>
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<b>STUFF STYLE</b><br>
131 Fashion News<br>
All the news that's prone to fits.<br>
135 Labels 101<br>
Designer clothes explained at last.<br>
136 Spin Cycle<br>
Cool DJs get dressed. A must-see!<br>
146 Cold Suds<br>
We're bubbling over in designer body washes. And bad metaphors!