Stuff # 35, October 2002

<b>FEATURES</b><br>
72 Cover Girl: Paulina Rubio<br>
The slinky songstress reveals a little bit of her soul and a lot of her bod. Who
are you to complain?<br>
80 As Seen on TV!<br>
Bored with life? Undo the noose, climb down from that overpass and learn<br>
to live the sitcom way.<br>
88 A Brilliant Loser<br>
In film after film, William H. Macy excels at playing a dweeb. Our kind of guy.<br>
94 Superhero Sex<br>
Learn how to get it on like Batman (without Robin watching and vigorously masturbating).<br>
98 Touchy Kiele<br>
The time to tune in to Kiele Sanchez, the sexy star of That Was Then, is now!
Or a little later on. No pressure.<br>
104 When Schlongs Go Wrong<br>
Disturbing true tales of bad things happening to good penises.<br>
110 Weird Bush<br>
Enter the dark and disturbed world of garden topiaries.<br>
114 9/11 Crime Wave<br>
Where most people saw tragedy, some saw an opportunity to get rich quick.<br>
120 Perry Scopin'<br>
VHI's All Access star, Rachel Perry, gave us all access to her bedroom suite.<br>
128 Real-life Cannonball Run<br>
Two staffers drive across the U.S. in a high-speed, low-intelligence race.<br>
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<b>DEPARTMENTS</b><br>
18 Dear Stuff<br>
Readers tear us a new one. Thanks! The old one was constantly in the shop.<br>
24 Filter<br>
Earth pukes its face off, the pope rolls in a new Popemobile, we make with the
funny thanks to a superfat bunny, and Perry the Pessimistic Pea Pod dishes out
fun facts laced with his unique brand of petulance and bile. Lighten up, Perry!<br>
40 Hype<br>
We confess Billy Bob Thornton's sins, Gary Coleman plays video games, Beck has
a new album and Val Kilmer sleeps with Lee Majors? It's true! (Sort of.)<br>
55 Instant Cool<br>
The hottest new cameras, the return<br>
of the Nissan 35oZ and five sharp blades to dice up your doll collection.<br>
64 Greatest American Hero<br>
Reggie Jackson hit more home runs than, um, a lot of other guys. Sorry, we really
don't know that much about football.<br>
66 A Guy and His Stuff<br>
Philadelphia Flyer Jeremy Roenick skates on thin ice. Meaning, he agrees to talk
to us.<br>
68 Lord of the Bar<br>
Your barroom survival guide. Tip one: Blood in your urine is not &quot;fine.&quot;
Although it is &quot;colorful.&quot;<br>
70 Ask the Professor<br>
Why dogs sniff each other's asses and other imponderables.<br>
151 Sex Spy<br>
Women put you where their mouths are! Plus: Babe of Yore Suzanne Somers.<br>
162 Where to Buy<br>
Because reading about a shirt isn't nearly as cool as owning and wearing one.<br>
164 An Insatiable Owl<br>
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<b>STUFF STYLE</b><br>
135 Fashion News<br>
This just in: Socks first, shoes second.<br>
140 Shady Characters<br>
Cover your eyes with something other than your hand.<br>
142 Suitable Attire<br>
Nice pants, nice jackets, sad models. It never changes!<br>
148 Booty Hunting<br>
Boots for all occasions and most feet.