Stuff # 46, September 2003

<b>FEATURES</b><br>
90 Cover Girl: Daisy Fuentes<br>
Daisy's back&#8212;and more tolerant of our puerile behavior than ever!<br>
104 Latin Lovelies<br>
The only thing sexier than these Latin American sweethearts is the way they turn
exclamation points upside down. Es loco!<br>
110 &quot;We Have Seven KIA!&quot;<br>
A bullet-by-bullet account of one of Afghanistan's bloodiest battles.<br>
116 Warren Sap Talks Shit<br>
Sapp finally got his ring. So what could he possibly have to complain about? Plenty!<br>
124 Sex Rated<br>
We knocked boots for days on end, just so you would know what not to do in bed.
Read this and you'll have girls lining up to pleasure you&#8212;as soon as you
lose those Underoos.<br>
130 Whales Are Bastards<br>
Save the whales? More like save us from them! For starters, they take huge dumps.
Right in the damn ocean!<br>
132 Marieh Delfino<br>
See the delightful Delfino in the Jeepers Creepers sequel. We're told it's the
Godfather<br>
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<b>DEPARTMENTS</b><br>
22 Dear Stuff<br>
We address your complaints and criticisms...and then make fun of 'em. (By the
way, you're not supposed to end a sentence with a predicate, stupid Scott from
Lansing, Michigan.)<br>
28 Filter<br>
We think you'll be as stunned as we were over the sub- fighting polar bear and
Coca- Cola robot with swastikas on it. (The robot used a stun gun on us.)<br>
42 Hype<br>
A brand-new Simpsons DVD, John Leguizamo talks about getting his ass kicked by
girls, and we finally get to the bottom of Jane's Addiction. Turns out, it's Mallomars.
She can't eat<br>
just one!<br>
67 Instant Cool<br>
Premium vodkas for drinkin', barbecue accessories for cookin', a BMW touring bike
for ridin' and after you've purchased all of these items&#8212;Chapter 11 for
filin'.<br>
80 Greatest American Hero: Bill &quot;Spaceman&quot; Lee<br>
In the game of baseball, some pitchers get by on a good fastball. Others rely
on an impressive pot habit and deep-seated anger. Guess which scenario applied
to Lee?<br>
84 A Guy and His Stuff: Al Jourgensen<br>
Pop quiz: Ministry's lead singer talks about either: a) hockey; b) heroin; or
c) hieroglyphics Answer: Fooled you&#8212;it's all of the above!<br>
86 Ask the Temp<br>
She knows everything! Ask her anything you want. Actually, don't ask her out on
a date. Mostly because we're going to. (Hopefully our threatening letter piqued
her interest!)<br>
88 Lord of the Bar<br>
Hot twin bartenders teach you to make awesome tailgate-party punch using Southern
Comfort. And the best part? The hot twin bartenders are chicks. Go, team!<br>
166 Sex Spy<br>
Will these tantalizing Texans come out of all this without hearing a bad &quot;Houston,
we have a problem&quot; pun? No. No, they won't. (Pssst! Problem is our code word
for &quot;chubby.&quot;)<br>
172 Rules and Credits<br>
174 Your Back Page Activity Sheet<br>
The Back Page dolls are in a better place