Stuff # 48, November 2003

<b>FEATURES</b><br>
68 Car Special: Auto Focus<br>
We take 13 of next year's shiniest rides for a spin. Too bad we had no place to
go— unless you count New Jersey as a place. (We totally just made fun of
Jersey!)<br>
86 Cover Girl: Carmen Electra<br>
The only kind of Pussycat Doll that doesn't give us hair balls fulfills our fantasies
about Baywatch bikinis and being an ex—Mrs. Dennis Rodman. Then somebody
breaks out a camera when Carmen suggests we take some photos. Crazy!<br>
97 Stuff's NBA Preview<br>
Tattoos! Profiles! Predictions! What? We're just as qualified as, say, Good Housekeeping.<br>
106 Tracy McCrady<br>
Orlando's Magic man invites us into his home and then promptly kicks us out. Considering
how many bags of Tostitos we ate, we don't blame him!<br>
110 Triple Threat<br>
Saira Mohan writes, models and speaks negatively of Bad Boys director Michael
Bay. Let the Hollywood feud begin!<br>
116 Fat's Entertainment<br>
A veritable smorgasbord of good reasons to plump up now. Stop worrying about your
growing gut and give in to the oral majority.<br>
122 Break Glass for Sex<br>
You need it! You gotta have it! Now! We take you through the emergency procedures.
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<b>REGULARS</b><br>
20 Dear Stuff<br>
The mail just keeps coming. Much like our deviant Uncle Joey.<br>
26 Filter<br>
A fat Joker, bear-stiality, gravity-free yoga and TV as headwear? Plan on seeing
all of that madness in one section when pigs fly—which they do, in this
month's Filter.<br>
40 Hype<br>
The Coors Light twins, Matrix Revolutionssand Pamela Anderson's new calendar.
It's not just what's jam-packed into this month's section— it's also the
name of our new one-act play.<br>
57 Gearotica<br>
We rate the best home-theater-in-a-box systems and Wi-Fi accessories—plus
the latest in mindless gadgets and gear. Guys like gadgets! Also? Beer. (We read
that on an Internet poll, so it must be true.)<br>
80 A Guy and His Stuff: David Carradine<br>
Everyone's trying to Kill this particular Bill in Quentin Tarantino's latest—which
is why this Kung Fu master owns so many lethal weapons. (At least, we hope that's
the reason.)<br>
84 Lord of the Bar<br>
Johnnie Walker visits our office, and we then visit our primary physician. Turns
out, he likes a snort, too!<br>
129 Stuff Style<br>
Mink coats (seriously), retro jerseys and 50 Cent's sneaker. We're totally keeping
it!<br>
145 Sex Spy<br>
The sexy women of Sin-cinnati, another can't-miss rising starlet and a report
from our Bureau of Voyeurism: the Bathroom Tapes. Sure, the latter is an invasion
of privacy, but so is that "security camera" in your bedroom.<br>
152 Your Back-Page Activity Sheet